Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Quotes
I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.
Sue
Your arms are lovely. But I just don't see us working out.
Rachel
Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.
Puck: Wanna make out?
Rachel: Sure!
When my mom applied to college, she put being popular as her main extracurricular activity.
Quinn
I don't really groove on Young MC.
Puck
I want the Thong Song. I was something I can shake my money maker to.
Ken
Emma: Ken has convinced me we need to at least be in the same room when the marriage is certified.
Ken: What can I say? I'm a traditionalist.
The slushee wars have commenced. None of us are safe.
Mercedes
It's my personal tribute to a musical Jewish icon.
Puck
Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.
I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.
Sue
