Glee
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Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm out is done. I encourage you to follow my lead.
Rachel
Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.
Sue: So, you're last name is Puckerman, huh?
Puck: Shalom!
I know some guys cheat on their wives or pregnant girlfriends. Just don't do it with [Rachel].
Quinn
Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.
I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners.
Sue
I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.
Sue
You're right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call "religious."
Sue
I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.
Sue
Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.
Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.
Mercedes: Can we try something a little more black?
Rachel: It's glee club. Not crunk club.