Baruch Atah ay Dios mio! This Passover is going to get its own Spanish Inquisition!

Gossip Girl

Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she's a giraffe.


My mom and Cyrus are hosting Passover at my house. I thought first-borns were supposed to be spared.


[to Chuck] The only human contact that you don't pay for is the people in this house.


It was right out of the Old Serena playbook. You could have thrown in a few boys from the lacrosse team and it would have been the Constance mother-daughter luncheon all over again.


Serena, we were together for a year and we didn't make it to junior prom. You're with this guy a month and you get married, so yeah, it's a little bit insulting. [Pause] I have to get back to work. You're married to landed gentry, and I'm a cater waiter.


I'm one of the Chosen Ones. I was wandering the Bassian desert, and I've reached the Vanderbilt Promised Land.


[to Serena] Oh, sweetie. I could never think of you as a bad person. You got into Brown.


[to Blair] Waldorf women are not socialites!

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