Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 23: "The Wrath of Con" Quotes
Okay. Someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.Dan
Serena: You brought Nate?
Blair: I'm just as flummoxed as you are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it but he is faster than he looks.
Blair: Don't you see? Jesus drove you here!
Georgina: Actually, I believe his name was JesÃºs...
Whenever anybody hears the name Serena van der Woodsen, they are going to think of how she helped scam her friends and family out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.Lily
[sizing up Georgina's character] I sense aspiration, yearning, striving to be accepted. Then I sense this appealing counter note of sincerity ... This is the story of a young girl who is enjoying her first taste of the spoils of dirty oil. It's perfect.Chuck
If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there's not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.Blair
Georgina: I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel.
Blair: That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!
This is an adult scandal.Lily
Georgina: No thank you, the Lord cannot enter the body solely by alcohol.
Chuck: That's good, because I prefer to be the one doing the entering.
Georgina: To each his own holy water.
Serena: It doesn't make sense!
Blair: Feelings never do. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.
I keep trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't. It doesn't make any sense.Serena
Serena: The entire thing was a scam.
Chuck: His suits never did fit well.