[to Dorota] I see your brain trying to translate the implications from Polish.

Blair

Relax, man, girls know that when a guy says that during it doesn't mean 'I love you,' it means 'I love having sex with you.'

Nate

As long as I'm with you, I'm Hillary in the White House. And I want to be Hillary, Secretary of State. Except with better hair.

Blair

[to Eric] You're my little brother. You're not enough.

Serena

Mister Chuck not seem like a 'blurter.'

Dorota

Vanessa? You really need to start showing more initiative. Jenny's carrying you on this thing.

Juliet

Chuck: Nothing like a friendly benefit to start a day of meetings about getting the Empire back on top.
Blair: You do thrive in that position. I'm sure your Black and White ball for the hotel association will remind them of that.

Dan: Don't think this means I've been calling out your name in my sleep.
Nate: I haven't been writing Mrs. Dan Humphrey in my notebook.

Chuck: Look at Brad and Angelina. They take turns on top!
Blair: But Angelina won an Oscar first.

Chuck: Apparently rules are there to be broken. We CAN have it all.
Blair: No. You can.

Bouncer: Sorry. Do you have ID?
Serena: I didn't come to rent a car.

Blair: My black Balenciaga will be perfect to publicly condemn you.
Chuck: I love poplin.
Blair: I love condemnation.
Chuck: I love you.
Blair: [pause] Of course no one does black like Dior.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

Hey Serena, it's me. I saw your thing in The Post. Just wanted you to know that Brooklyn is a great place to avoid nasty looks. Unless you throw your recycling in the regular trash or try to open a chain store with questionable labor practices.

Dan

Serena: Hey, why are you guys eating? I thought we were going to Sarabeth's.
Eric: Ah, we decided we could spread out better here. There's more room to work.
Serena: On what, your calculus homework?
Eric: Your love life. It's a little something called "Dan vs. Nate". We're here to help.
Elliot: And we brought protractors.