Hey Serena, it's me. I saw your thing in The Post. Just wanted you to know that Brooklyn is a great place to avoid nasty looks. Unless you throw your recycling in the regular trash or try to open a chain store with questionable labor practices.
Serena: Hey, why are you guys eating? I thought we were going to Sarabeth's. Eric: Ah, we decided we could spread out better here. There's more room to work. Serena: On what, your calculus homework? Eric: Your love life. It's a little something called "Dan vs. Nate". We're here to help. Elliot: And we brought protractors.