Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 1 Quotes (Page 13)

Season 1 Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!"

Lily: There's nothing wrong with having Chinese food on Thanksgiving.
Serena: What?!
Lily: Jews have been doing it on Christmas since forever. Look, a pumpkin! It's festive, yes?
Serena: We're gonna eat a pumpkin?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

[flashback]
Serena: I don't want a bath.
Nate: Aw, too bad, Blair's direct orders.
Serena: Blair's not the boss of me.
Nate: Are your in the air? Because Blair is the boss of all of us. Seriously, Serena, you smell like the floor of a brewery.
Serena: I do not!
Nate: Yes, you do.
Serena: Oh, my God. I do.
Nate: Yeah.
Serena: A brewery floor with a hint of second hand smoke.
Nate: And a pint of Old Spice.
Serena: I totally need a bath.
Nate: Yes, you do.
Serena: Blair's a bossy genius.
Nate: Yeah, she is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: [about Rufus and Lily] I think it is fairly safe to assume that they have had sex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Tell me you didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge?
Blair: Are you jealous?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.
Serena: Way to prove a point.
Blair: Well I learned it from the master.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: As per Gossip Girl Thanksgiving tradition, I'm trading my laptop for stove-top. And for the next 16 hours, the only thing I'm dishing is seconds. When the cat's away... the mice will play. Have fun, little rodents!
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Your mom is freaking out, so my is freaking out.
Serena: Which means you freak out, Blair! Just cut the cord, go nuts! Come on, let's do shots! Come on!
Blair: I told Lily that you were buying a pie.
Serena: Oh, pie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I mean, who gets wasted on Thanksgiving?
Serena: The holidays are lonely for people. I wanted to keep them company. Wooooo!
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: I thought you wanted to wait. I thought you wanted to make it special.
Blair: Oh, so Nate gets a free pass and I'm the slut?
Serena: Tell me you didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair: Well, it wasn't because I liked his natural musk. And, besides, nothing hurts more than sleeping with the best friend. Right, S?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: [to Dan, drunk, in flashback] Bye, Dave!
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: What's Chuck doing today?
Blair: Why are you asking me?
Serena: Well, you guys are friends. And, Blair, you know you can tell me anything. I'd be the last person to judge anyone.
Blair: With good reason.
Serena: Blair, I saw you with Chuck.
Blair: [pauses] I don't know what I was thinking. I mean, sleeping with him once, maybe I could understand. But twice?
Serena: Wait, you slept with him!?
Blair: Shhh.
Serena: Blair!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: You and Nate get back together?
Blair: You mean, since Gossip Girl published pictures of him and some skank?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 8: "Seventeen Candles"

Chuck: Are you ready for your present? [Blair grabs his hair and puts his head over the railing] Ow! If you wanted to play rough, all you had to do was ask.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: These butterflies have got to be murdered.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: So what will it be Nate? Blair Waldorf's hand or your fathers head?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Nate: I know you're there, I can hear you breathing on the other side of the door.
Chuck: [opens door] Nathaniel!
Nate: Where's the girl?
Chuck: In my dreams. I was trying to get some shut eye. What's on your mind?
Nate: Just my mom.
Chuck: Sounds Freudian.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I can't believe he told her you guys were going to do it.
Serena: Well, I told you.
Blair: That's different, I'm a girl.
Serena: Yeah, well, so is she.
Blair: Exactly my point. But even if she wasn't, when you get a boyfriend, you become the best friend and the best friend becomes the second best friend. That's just how it has to be, if it's ever going to work.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Speak of the Devil and he doth appear - wearing his trademark scarf. Careful, B. Hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Blair: From this moment forward, the events of last night will never be mentioned again, is that clear?
Chuck: Not as clear as the memory of you purring in my ear, which I have been replaying over and over...
Blair: Well, erase the tape! Because as far as I'm concerned, it never happened.
Chuck: I'll see you at your party tonight.
Blair: You're officially uninvited.
Chuck: Never stopped me before.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: As tradition on the day before my birthday, I'm heading to the jewelry to put some pieces on hold for Eleanor and...
Chuck: Nate? Oh, I don't think he'll be singing Happy Birthday this year.
Blair: No one knows that Nate and I broke up, and it's going to stay that way until I can fix this. And I don't think you're best friend would still be you best friend is he knew...
Chuck: If he knew how much I enjoyed the removal of a certain chastity belt in the back of this very limo?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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