Tripp: I love you.
Serena: Tripp, everything is ruined already.
Tripp: It doesn't have to be.

This is a homeless shelter. A. gross, and B. really?

Blair

Fine. Pretend like you never get sad. And all you care about is making more money. But just to be clear, I know better. And you Chuck Bass are not your father.

Blair

You know I have first dibs on designer everything.

Jenny

Nate: You have two options. One. Man up, go to war and fight for the girl you love. Or just forget her. Move on to a palette cleanser. And forget her.
Dan: So you're saying my only choices are extreme emotional vulnerability with a good friend, or meaningless sex with a stranger.
Nate: Pretty much.
Dan: Alright.

Nate: Dan, do you really think if you went toe-to-toe with Paul Hoffman that you couldn't take him? You're using him as an excuse.
Dan: No. He's a handsome guy. He's a sophomore. He and Vanessa have a lot in common.
Nate: He's a douche.

How do you find having a sibling? Someone whose sole purpose in life is to compete for your parents' love and attention?

Blair

Flying in from Paris to escort me back? How dumb does she think I am? She has some bomb she wants to drop on me in a controlled environment surrounded by air marshals and French people.

Blair

[to Serena] What are you, exactly, an 18-year-old blonde coincidence? Call me in six months when he meets his next coincidence. That is, if he even leaves his wife, which I highly doubt.

Blair

I sorry Miss Blair. I not talking with Vanya, and now he not stop calling. And texting. And tweeting. And writing on wall.

Dorota

I want to hear all about the wedding. If I hadn't been boycotting the floral industry I'd have been there.

Gabriela

[to Vanessa] Come on - Cece's heart pumps secrets and gin - it's not your mom's fault.

Dan

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Gossip Girl: Spotted: Chuck Bass, up to his old tricks.

Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer away, I see it didn't take you long to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff, shall we?

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