Your affair ends now.

Maureen

Jenny: Apparently you sabotaged me at Cotillion.
Eric: Excuse me?
Jenny: What? You don't have anything to say to me?
Eric: Your sweet potatoes are bland.

Sorry Rufus, but you can't really blame her. Our Thanksgivings usually end with french fries in a diner and someone being in a mental institution.

Eric

A little Thanksgiving proclamation. You two ever play grab-ass in my elevator again, and Serena will be staying at an airport Marriott. Happy holidays.

Chuck

Thanksgiving began when the Pilgrims and Indians came together to share the bountiful harvest. On the Upper East Side, that tradition is upheld with bountiful servings of drama, lies and scandals.

Uh oh. Looks like someone's small Thanksgiving might just have a big problem. May the Lord make us truly thankful for what we are about to receive.

Blair: What are you clutching?
Dorota: Eleanor ask me to pick up some things for Paris. It private.
Blair: You know what isn't? The INS tip line.

Nate: Someone's gotta get through to her before it's too late.
Chuck: You know Serena. Whoever tries better bring a sledgehammer.

Chuck: I just came from a meeting with hotel security. Elevator cameras caught someone pulling the emergency stop button to have a makeout session with their boyfriend.
Nate: You just love your job, don't you?
Chuck: It was Serena and Tripp.

You know I love Thanksgiving! The parade! On TV? I'm 19! Childhood memories are slipping away already.

Blair

These elevators can take forever ...

Serena

Why does this have to be so hard?

Serena
Displaying quotes 253 - 264 of 588 in total

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

[during the delivery] Not enough!!!

Cyrus

Like every great general, I have contingency plans.

Blair
×