Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes
Nate: A threesome?!
Dan: Yup, just me, Olivia, Vanessa, two girls, four boobs and one Dan Humphrey. How awesome am I?
Nate: How stupid can you be?
Dan: What?
Nate: Look, I know things. I've been to Europe. Chuck Bass is my best friend. The third person is supposed to be a complete stranger!
Blair: My sexual tension radar is unparalleled.
Chuck: Point ceded.
As a famed literary critic once told Oprah, memory is subjective. It can be embellished or denied. But as James Fray knows all too well, the truth always comes out.
Do you really think I want to spend my weekend watching women with tramp stamps work out their daddy issues? It's for Nate.
Chuck
Better get your beauty rest now. Things are going to get ugly in the morning. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
I still really don't get how these events work.
Rufus
SERENA. I mean, Serena. There you are. May I speak to you for a moment please? Hey Tripp.
Blair
Don't worry. The next time we take Jenny down it will be for real.
Eric
[to Keira] You know you really put yourself on the radar tonight. Better not make that mistake again or you'll pay for real.
Jenny
Eric: I promise, I'll never speak to her again ...
Jonathan: It's not about Jenny. It's about who you've become. I liked you because you were different from everyone else. You were smart, and you didn't need to prove anything to anyone. But now? I'm sorry, Eric, but it's over.
Jenny: Thanks again for saving me. You know how these girls are.
Nate: I'm glad it worked out.
Blair: Nate. I didn't see that one coming.
Jenny: Well, I learned from the best.
Blair: Good answer.
Oh, E. You tried to play dirty, but you should have known. No one puts Jenny in a corner. And now she's having the time of her life.
