Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes (Page 26)

Season 3 Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette"

Rufus: Lily, she'll be okay.
Lily: This is your fault. It's not fair. I go away, then I come back and my daughter's not going to college. I trusted you.
Rufus: So trust me now. Don't force her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: I'm sorry. I couldn't do it to her.
KC: I understand. Like I'm sure you understand that you're fired.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: [to Olivia] Great movie. You were amazing. And I'm an idiot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ursula: Serena, you helped me find myself. Now I hope you are just as lucky.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: Life isn't a fairy tale, and happy endings are few and far between.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Olivia: I was just thinking, I didn't really give you a chance to know both sides of me. And I guess I was wondering if you'd still want to.
Dan: [pauses] I don't know why I'm pretending to think about it. Yes, of course.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 3: "The Lost Boy"

Serena: [to Dan] If you want to date Georgina, then more power to you. I would just check to see there's not an ice pick under the bed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Georgina: Judging by the size of the sock on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: You can't outbid me. How do you expect to win?
Blair: Your lack of focus.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: Okay, fine, I understand, you can't give out class schedules. But, please, I just need to know if he goes here.
Registrar girl: There's no record of a Scott Adler in our system.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Dan: You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Serena: Well, it's just that I've never been more pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dan: Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Eric: Whoa, '72 Bowie is a dead ringer for Shakira.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Serena and Vanessa: [to Dan] Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Serena: Dan?
Dan: Oh. Of course.
Serena: Did I just catch you on a walk of shame?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: [to Dan] From Serena to Georgina? Quite a fall, even for you.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Blair: Oh ... Eww! Ewww!! EWWWW! I'm wearing a glove and I still wanna wash my hands!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I have a big meeting in a few hours.
Blair: A few hours is hours from now.
Chuck: Seriously. It's important. I have to keep my focus. It's with Sean McPherson. I've only got one shot at this with him ...
Blair: As opposed to me, who's just some endless vault of do-overs?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Guys like Carter don't change, S.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Scott: Vanessa, I lied to you because I had to.
Vanessa: That's not good enough.
Scott: My name's not Adler, it's Rossin. I'm Rufus and Lily's son.
Gossip Girl: I hope everyone's policies are paid up, because it looks like we're on a collision course.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: What are you proposing?
Chuck: We don't go to the auction. Neither one of us gets the photo. It's the only way.
Blair: I already have my bidding paddle.
Chuck: I'm sure we can find some other use for it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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