Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes (Page 24)

Season 3 Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married"

Serena: [to Lily] That was by far your best wedding. Who would have guessed nine months later Klaus would have Auf'ed?
 • Rating: Unrated

Rufus: I knew I let you kids watch The Parent Trap too many times.
 • Rating: Unrated

Georgina: [to Vanessa] Get Dan to dump the whore or I'm gonna tell the whole world Scott's secret. Which would be too bad because (a) That's the last thing he wants (b) How do you think Dan's going to feel when he learns that you knew his brother's been alive the whole time, and (c) are you going to hang out with when all the Humphreys hate you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: You're looking for Carter? The worm is dating my stepsister. If he did something, I need to know. An enemy of Carter Baizen is a friend of mine.
Bree: I can't really talk about it, but you should tell your stepsister to be careful. Oh, and if the worm pops out of the ground, let me know, ok?
 • Rating: Unrated

Georgina: That was pathetic. Haven't you ever tried to get somebody to dump a celebrity before?
Vanessa: No.
 • Rating: Unrated

Georgina: Why won't he respond to any of my calls or my texts or my animated e-cards?
Vanessa: Are you serious?
Georgina: The last one I sent him was this adorable singing dog.
Vanessa: Okay. Dan didn't write you back because (a) he broke up with you, (b) he's seeing someone else, and (c) even though I tried to defend you, you're a full-on crazy person.
Georgina: Wait, can we go back to (b) for a second?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: So you're happy with Chuck. Don't I deserve to be happy as well?
Blair: Trust me, Nate, I know women, and none of us are that nice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: The toilets in Tokyo talk!
 • Rating: Unrated

Vanessa: Why are you using my screen name again?
Dan: Because every time I log on, Georgina pounces on my IM.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: So Bree, you went home last week?
Bree: Yeah, I tried to mend the whole I'm-dating-a-Vanderbilt fence. Didn't work. We're southern, so family loyalty is big down there.
Blair: Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carter: Go, talk to her.
Serena: Fine. Please, take my place at dim sum with my friends.
Carter: Dumplings with Blair and Chuck?
Serena: And Nate. You can do some recon for me. Blair hates Nate's new girlfriend, I want to know if she's really that bad. I bet Bree is perfectly nice even if she is a Buckley.
Carter: [pauses] Um, unfortunately, I do have more people owing me money to talk to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Look, I love you, but just because Nate liking Bree doesn't make her a piranha. And Serena liking Carter doesn't make him a prince.
Blair: Where are you going? I have tension!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Look ... I may loathe the guy, but he didn't have to own up to anything. I bought him a ticket out of town. He risked a lot, knowing Bree would be there. He must really care about you.
Serena: The girl he proposed to was a Buckley.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette"

Blair: I just need to know that, in this misbegotten corner of Manhattan, wealth, ambition, and moral laxity are still alive and well.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: I see you've taken down my Goddard poster.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: I once dated a guy who kept part of himself hidden. He never gave anyone a chance to accept him. And in the end, everyone lost.
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: The first day of a new queen's reign. The nervous subjects Twitter and Tweet. Will she pick up where the old queen left off? Or strike out on her own? And what of Queen B? We hear NYU is not exactly under her golden thumb. Is she biding time? Or just doing time? But the real story is that a queen of the silver screen has just enrolled at NYU. Rumor has it she wants to keep a low profile. Sorry, your majesty. Not if I can help it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Chuck, NYU is not the Upper East Side. They don't care about Constance, or social hierarchy. They don't care that I'm Blair Waldorf! It's over.
Chuck: How can you do this to me?
Blair: What are you talking about?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass. And I told you I love you. You're saying I'm easier to win over than a bunch of pseudo-intellectual homesick malcontents. You really insult me like that?
Blair: That's not how it is.
Chuck: It's exactly how it is. The next time you forget you're Blair Waldorf, remember I'm Chuck Bass. And I love you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Oh, you all made it. Excellent. Okay, here's the situation. Each of us attended elite schools, failed to go Ivy and now find ourselves toiling away in a patchouli-scented purgatory. Do we deserve it? No. Do we need to put up with it? Definitely not.
Girl #1: What do you suggest.
Blair: While NYU is my garden I plan to rake, hoe and weed it until it looks exactly the way I want. But I can't do it alone. Now who's with me.
Girl #2: You can count on us!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Photographer: Why did you want me to take that girl's picture?
Chuck: Dumbo could always fly. He just needed a magic feather.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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