Vanessa: I'm just trying to wrap my head around the fact that my roommate is ... Olivia Burke.
Olivia: And mine's Vanessa Abrams. Just two girls going to NYU? Crazy right?
Vanessa: Yeah.

KC: That was amazing. You're like a diva whisperer. I'm KC, I'm Olivia's publicist.
Serena: Serena van der Woodsen.
KC: I know. Do you go to college in the city?
Serena: Actually I'm looking for a job.
KC: [pauses] Really.

Nate: I can't believe you didn't get that girl's number.
Dan: How long is Bree in Texas? Because maybe she should edit your English paper.
Nate: Oh, I'm sorry. I just expected more game from the guy who dated Serena van der Woodsen.
Dan: There she is. That's Kate. That's the girl I'm talking about, she's right there.
Nate: [sees it's Olivia Burke] That girl? That's ... a ... sign. That you should go ask her out!

Chuck: I found this. An invitation to a movie premiere. It seems your entire hall is attending. Since my evening is free ...
Blair: You thought you would help me curry favor with my outer-borough hallmates. Sweet. But unfortunately I've already scheduled an all-night cram session with my tu-tees.
Dorota: Miss Blair. You want me set beds before manicurist arrives?
Blair: THANK YOU Dorota, that will be all.
Chuck: You sure you said cram session and not the annual Waldorf sleepover?

Olivia: Dan, I really like you. I think my life is more complicated than you know.
Dan: Try me.

Olivia: I don't think I'm the girl for you. Even if part of me wishes I was.
Dan: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Olivia: You will.

Dorota, these martinis taste like tap water. Don't be a scrooge with the gin!

Blair

Chuck: Exquisite. Exceeding even my high expectations.
Jenny: I'm only here for the good of the school, Chuck.
Chuck: I'm only here for Blair.

Olivia: Dan? What are you doing here?
Dan: I could ask you the same thing. You're supposed to be working.
Olivia: You're not serious.

Rufus: Lily, she'll be okay.
Lily: This is your fault. It's not fair. I go away, then I come back and my daughter's not going to college. I trusted you.
Rufus: So trust me now. Don't force her.

Serena: I'm sorry. I couldn't do it to her.
KC: I understand. Like I'm sure you understand that you're fired.

[to Olivia] Great movie. You were amazing. And I'm an idiot.

Dan

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