Oh ... Eww! Ewww!! EWWWW! I'm wearing a glove and I still wanna wash my hands!

Blair

Chuck: I have a big meeting in a few hours.
Blair: A few hours is hours from now.
Chuck: Seriously. It's important. I have to keep my focus. It's with Sean McPherson. I've only got one shot at this with him ...
Blair: As opposed to me, who's just some endless vault of do-overs?

Guys like Carter don't change, S.

Blair

Scott: Vanessa, I lied to you because I had to.
Vanessa: That's not good enough.
Scott: My name's not Adler, it's Rossin. I'm Rufus and Lily's son.
Gossip Girl: I hope everyone's policies are paid up, because it looks like we're on a collision course.

Blair: What are you proposing?
Chuck: We don't go to the auction. Neither one of us gets the photo. It's the only way.
Blair: I already have my bidding paddle.
Chuck: I'm sure we can find some other use for it.

Chuck: I see you didn't bring your sidekick this evening. Probably for the best, this place doesn't accept IOUs. Some guys just are-
Serena: Who they are? That's exactly what Blair just said.

Chuck: I came to apologize.
Blair: So apologize.

Blair: I can't believe you lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!
Chuck: I learned from the best. [pauses] She stole my shoes?

Blair: I want you to have this.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: Because I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.

Blair: How do you know?
Chuck: Because you believe in me.

I've booked the penthouse. What do you say we christen my legacy? Or do you need to be bribed?

Chuck

He has to answer to a board, Serena. And board members tend not to approve of clubs with coat check girls who give happy endings.

Chuck

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Chuck Bass, up to his old tricks.

Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer away, I see it didn't take you long to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff, shall we?

Gossip Girl