Vanessa: When are you gonna realize that you were a better person until the day you asked Serena out four years ago?
Dan: When are you going to realize that I had a better life before you climbed up my fire escape four years ago?

Vanessa: I always thought Serena was the reason you fell into the Upper East Side. But it was more than that.
Dan: Vanessa, seriously, this is none of your business.
Vanessa: You always wanted in. Maybe more than Jenny.
Dan: Of course the irony is, is that if I ever show it to anyone it'll guarantee my outsider status forever.

Vanessa: This could be the best satire on the Upper East Side since Bonfire of the Vanities. How long have you been working on this?
Dan: Five years, off and on.

Sophie: I'm sorry, my dear, but you need to give this up. Blair isn't coming. You asked a question and this is her answer. You know the last thing I wanted was to see you be hurt. Look what has happened.
Louis: I know she'll be here.

I miss you! You get me!

Georgina

Charlie: You scared me.
Georgina: I get that a lot.

Blair: Maybe we should just go back to the party.
Chuck: Why? Pretty much everyone we or Gossip Girl knows is there. Which means it's almost like we've been given the rest of the night off to do what we want.
Blair: Like that movie Death Takes a Holiday? Not the Brad Pitt remake. That was horrible. [pause] What? It was.

Chuck: I'm so sorry.
Blair: I know.
Chuck: How about a drink to calm your nerves? Then we can return you to your prince, as steady as ever.
Blair: Okay. One drink. That's all.

Blair: Thank you. Not only for the ride but for, you know, saving me.
Chuck: What was I supposed to do? You called.
Blair: Only because I couldn't see my phone to dial 911. I still have you on speed dial. I just had to push down the one.
Chuck: The one, huh?

Gossip Girl: This just in: Blair Waldorf MIA at Constance. Doesn't she know her prince is waiting? Or has she found a new one.

Russell: Raina. You shouldn't be here.
Raina: Neither should you. But if you go through with this you're taking me with you, 'cause I'm not leaving without you. I know you didn't mean to hurt my mother. The fire was an accident. I forgive you. [grabs lighter] You're going to jail for a very long time. And I won't be coming to visit you. Ever.

I know you think the Basses are evil. Trust me, I get it. I loved Chuck for so long and he's punished me for it. He ended up treating me like something he owned instead of something he earned. And it destroyed me. I thought I'd never get over it. But I finally found a way out of the darkness, and you can too.

Blair

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Serena: So what does it say about Chuck?
Blair: I couldn't be less interested. Serena gives her a look. No new posts. He's been MIA since he left town this spring.
Serena: What does it say about us?
Blair: "Ooh la la! Paris is burning and Serena and Blair lit the match." Of course your flame is hotter than mine. Everyone knows that the only guy who's been in my pants all summer is the tailor at Pierre Balmain.
Serena: And whose fault is that? B, just as many guys have flirted with you. I just happen to have a thing for French waiters.
Blair: And bartenders. And museum docents. Anyone on a Vespa or bicycle. Or wearing Zadig & Voltaire.

Serena: Blair what are you doing? We said we wouldn't check Gossip Girl all summer.
Blair: Summer's almost over.