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A dream is just a dream. Or is it? A place where fantasy and reality collide.
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Hey Serena. And... Vanessa? I'm not even going to ask what the two of you are doing together.Rufus
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Raina: I know what you did, Dad.
Russell: Honey, what are you talking about?
Raina: You're the reason my mother is dead.
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Jack: Your dad was a nasty son-of-a-bitch, but I never thought for a second he'd actually gone O.J.
Chuck: Thank you for using your evil powers for good this time.
Jack: Ah, it was selfish really. I didn't want anyone else playing with my punching bag.
Chuck: Dysfunction is kept in the family. It's true.
Jack: Besides, what would I want with a company someone else owns half of. Or building in Brooklyn. Now, if you still had Blair things might be different.
Chuck: On that note, I'm going to cut this reunion short and try to find her before the nice guy actually wins.
Jack: I'm counting on you not to defile the Bass name and lose her to a family of titled circus performers.
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Blair: You may not be aware of this, but it's not all light and bright in here. There are some places devoid of even a hint of sparkle.
Cyrus: Louis will love those too, one would hope.
Blair: Chuck was the only one who ever did. But he couldn't see the rest. Louis said he wants it all but what kind of a princess schemes and plays sex games and drapes herself in old Hollywood movies?
Cyrus: Well, ah... pretending, as your stepfather, that I didn't hear the sex games part, the truth is the only way that you're going to know if Louis is the one is to tell him everything.
Blair: What if he doesn't love me after I do?
Cyrus: Take it for someone that's head-over-heels for a Waldorf woman, even everything is not enough.
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Jack: I can't choose my entrÃ©e with Hallmark Hall of Fame playing in the background. I'm calling the cops.
Russell: Please! I'll pay. I'll give you Thorpe Enterprises, anything you want. But I can't let Reina find out what I did.
Chuck: I'll give you the same deal he did.
Jack: Oh, girls. Look. Can I at least get my plane fare out of this?
Chuck: Get out of New York and never come back.
Russell: Thank you. If Reina ever found out I don't know what I'd do.
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Can we just call the cops? I'm hungry. And all you seem to have are olives and hallucinogenic mushrooms.Jack
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Dan: There are a million gold dresses.
Serena: Yeah but there's only one with a Pamela Dennis label... cut out. Take it off.
Dan: This is obviously a misunderstanding.
Serena: Why are you defending her? You are not leaving here in that.
Charlie: If you didn't want me to go to the party with Dan you didn't have to humiliate me.
Serena: Okay, Charlie, this has nothing to do with Dan.
Dan: Good. Then you won't mind if we leave together. Now.
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The time code is after my father left the building. You're the one that locked the doors. My father didn't set the fire that killed your wife. You did.Chuck
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Unless you're in to arson porn, there's obviously something else of interest on that tape.Jack
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Russell: What the hell is going on?
Chuck: Divine intervention. If you consider Satan divine.
Jack: You did get in one good punch.
Chuck: It was a long time coming.
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I hope you'll join me at this party to make a formal debut. If you're not ready to share your lifeâ€”all of itâ€”don't show up. I'll leave with my mother tonight.Louis
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