Maybe some people should be around your entire life, and other should just make an appearance.

Casey

Casey: Where to?
Cappie: Wherever you're going.

Happy spring break, Evan Pompeo! Of Grey's Anatomy fame!

Cappie

How did we lose so many guys? I feel like Jen Anniston.

Cappie

This is your real name? Captain John Paul Jones!

Ashleigh

Cappie: I didn't want things to end or change. Im scared I'm going to lose her.
Rusty: Cap, you are losing her. Forever.

It's killing me to imagine not having my sister around. How is it not killing you?

Rusty

Rebecca: You are not a ZBZ, you are definitely not our rent boy. They're never gonna see you like that. You're basically one of the girls, except we're pretty and thin.
Dale: You did not just call me fat.
Rebecca: Oh yes I did.
Dale: Well you know what? I can diet, but you will always be ugly on the inside.

Evan Chambers, the violent predator of Rusty Cartwright? the betrayer of Cappie? You'll get one of my deep fried snacks, when you pry it out of my cold dead hands.

Dale

I care about old people! I watch Desperate Housewives!

Rebecca

Cappie: Common, tell me the truth. You're going to miss all this, aren't you?
Hilgendorf: Yeah, yeah I'll miss it, but it's never the same after you leave. The truth is you can't go back. So enjoy it while you can.

Cappie: You're Casey Cartwright, you can do anything you want. That's how I know you're going to go to Washington and you're going to be amazing.
Casey: Ok even if I could, what about us? What about -
Cappie: Graduation?
Ashleigh: Oh my God, he said it!
Casey: You'll never leave here, you love it too much.
Cappie: I do love it here, but I don't think I could be anywhere that didn't have you.
Ashleigh: Awww
Cappie: We'll be fine. So go get that job. I'd kiss you for luck but I've got beef stick breath.

Greek Quotes

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale