Adam: I think I might be... gay.
Calvin: See It's OK to say the word out loud. What makes you think so?
Adam: I saw New Moon, six times.

There's Casey. I could spot those blonde locks in the middle of a Swedish flea market.

Dale

Casey: Are you running against Cappie for me or because you really want to be president?
Rusty: I'd say both.
Casey: Well then good luck.

So here we are again. You want me to change and I don't want to.

Cappie

Kill her then have sex with her - it's the Kappa Tau way.

Cappie

Casey: I found your yoga for dummies dvd, do you want me to mail it out to you?
Ashleigh: No, im doing yoga for normal people now.

I just want to say I'm sorry for everything, especially for nice hat.

Cappie

Rebecca: Evan it's way too beautiful. I feel like I'm going to turn on the news and see some dead rich girl.
Evan: Nah, I dug pretty deep.

Beaver: I had sex with Rebecca Logan. I'm sorry. I broke the bro code. If you want to hit me, I understand.
Cappie: Wait, wait wait, is this like last year when you had sex with wonderwoman?
Beaver: I'm still not convinced I didn't.
Cappie: Remember all the rope burns when the guys were teasing you with the Lasso of Truth?
Beaver: Yeah, ok, but I'm still 75 to 25 percent sure I had sex with Rebecca.

What the hell is going on here? It looks like GQ crashed into Men's Health and spilled hot guys all over our living room.

Ashleigh

Casey: Something I was a part of is actually going to the President of the United States to become a law.
Cappie: I painted flames on my turtle.

This was the worst summer of my life. Our breakup crushed me.

Casey

Greek Quotes

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale