I don't know. When you're with someone who doesn't believe in you, you end up not believing in yourself. What kind of relationship is that?

Ashleigh

I gave her the hemlock.

Beaver

Rebecca: I forgot how good you cleaned up.
Cappie: And I remembered you don't wear underwear with that dress.

I have somehow become the girl who depends on the guy for happiness.

Rebecca

Evan is Lord of the Douche.

Cappie

I only came out tonight because I feared I might have a panic attack if I didn't lay off a little steam.

Catherine

You're my favorite lady that I've never had sex with.

Beaver

I'm so glad to have my happy go lucky Spitter back.

Cappie

I just have to figure out the whole paying rent to a landlord thing.

Ashleigh

Spidey and Spitter, that's fun to say.

Cappie

You're so lucky to have Evan. He's like the shirtless greeter at Abercrombie, but romantic.

Heather

What's Omega Chi doing for Homecoming? A Jack Johnson sing along?

Cappie

Greek Quotes

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale