Greek Quotes
Rusty: I know we've been only going out a couple of week, and the way the economy is, we could share a room... to save money... only if you want! Because of the economy and stuff.
Dana: Um I wouldn't mind...um, saving a little money.
Ashleigh: I'm sorry, but I thought you'd accepted your relationship with Cappie would end after graduation.
Casey: I did but that's when everything was theoretical.
Ashleigh: And now it's retical.
Casey: Exactly. I"m going to be 22. Do you know is 22? Old people!
There's an awful lot of gratuitous flesh. It's like the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric.
Dale
Happy spring break, Evan Pompeo! Of Grey's Anatomy fame!
Cappie
This is your fault! You're like weed, you're my gateway Rusty Cartwright.
Dale
What happens in the pantry, stays in the pantry.
Laura
Ashleigh: Rebecca, you want to compete?
Rebecca: Why wouldn't I?
Casey: Well, given the whole Beaver thing...
Rebecca: Hey, it didn't hurt Vanessa Williams' career.
Casey: No, not, not that...
Adam: I think I might be... gay.
Calvin: See It's OK to say the word out loud. What makes you think so?
Adam: I saw New Moon, six times.
Grant: So what's the verdict on the cruise?
Calvin: I'm sorry, I just I don't want to spend Spring Break with a bunch of single gay strangers.
Grant: So you'd rather spend it with thousands of drunk homophobic straight dudes and girls with low self-esteem in wet T-shirts?
Quit being my hero and start being my friend.
Rusty
Evan Chambers, the violent predator of Rusty Cartwright? the betrayer of Cappie? You'll get one of my deep fried snacks, when you pry it out of my cold dead hands.
Dale
Hey, 80s rom-com dating is never easy. You might have to give your underwear to a nerd, you might have to dress up as a guy then fall for your best guy friend who thinks that you're a guy, and this was all before people were allowed to be gay in movies, and then on top of it all, your parents forget your birthday!
Ashleigh
