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Greys-anatomy

ALEX: "Everybody’s got a secret. Just be glad yours is out in the open."
CRISTINA: "Oh yeah, Alex? What’s yours?"
ALEX: "Show me yours and I'll show you mine. I bet you've got some seriously kinky skeletons in your closet."
CRISTINA: "What’s in my closet is none of your business."
IZZIE: "Well, I don't have any secrets, my life is boring."
MEREDITH: "Everybody’s got something to hide."

CRISTINA: "Hey, Syph-boy!"
GEORGE: "You told her?"
IZZIE: "Just Cristina."
ALEX: [smirks] "Syph-boy. It's got a nice ring to it. Kind of like Super-boy, only diseased."

GEORGE: "God, he's got an ovary?"
ALEX: "Gives a whole new meaning to metrosexual."

[to George] "Who gave you the cooties on the playground?"

ALEX

GEORGE: "Oh yeah? How am I gonna tell her? 'Hey Olivia, how are you? Oh, by the way, I got the syph. How about you?'"
IZZIE: "Well, maybe not quite like that."
GEORGE: "No, no! It’s good advice. Really good advice, thank you very much."

GEORGE: "What am I gonna do about Olivia?"
IZZIE: "Well, for starters, stop sleeping with her. Unless, you want that thing to fall off."
GEORGE: "That's twice that you trash talked the girl I could one day potentially lo- well, not love, but like a whole lot."
IZZIE: "If she gave it to you, you have to tell her."
GEORGE: "Three."
IZZIE: "Fine! She didn’t give it to you. She was a virgin when you met. You still have to tell her so she can get tested."

GEORGE: "You don’t know. Maybe I’ve been sleeping around. Maybe I got ladies."
IZZIE: [smirks]
GEORGE: "Shut up! What am I gonna do?"
IZZIE: "It’s no biggie. A couple doses of penicillin will knock it right out."

IZZIE: "You got syphilis?"
GEORGE: "I don’t know how this happened."
IZZIE: "Of course you do. God, Olivia must be really getting around!"
GEORGE: "Olivia, she’s not like that."
IZZIE: "It’s the new millennium, George. The only people who aren’t like that are the Amish... and apparently you."

"I know I’m pretty to look at and all, George, but back up."

ALEX
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