Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy Season 1 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 1 Episode 1: "A Hard Day's Night"

CRISTINA: "You should get some sleep, you look like crap."
MEREDITH: "I look better than you."
CRISTINA: "That’s not possible."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "We should forget it ever happened."
DEREK: "What? You sleeping with me last night? Or you throwing me out this morning? 'Cause both are fond memories I'd like to hang on to."
MEREDITH: "No, there will be no more memories. I'm not the girl in the bar anymore and you're not the guy. This can't exist. You get that, right?"
DEREK: "You took advantage of me and now you want to forget it?"
MEREDITH: "I did not take-"
DEREK: "I was drunk vulnerable and good looking and you took advantage."
MEREDITH: "Okay. I was the one who was drunk and you are not that good looking."
DEREK: "Maybe not today, but last night I was very good looking. I had on my red shirt, my good-looking shirt, and you took advantage."
MEREDITH: "I did not!"
DEREK: "Would you like to take advantage again, say Friday night?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

PRESTON: "The only person that can keep a promise that big is God, and I haven't seen him holding a scalpel lately."
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "Did you let me scrub in for this operation because I slept with you?"
DEREK: "Yes. Just kidding."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

CRISTINA: [about George] "Total 007."
IZZIE: "007? What's 007?"
MEREDITH: "Licensed to kill."
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

GEORGE: "007. They're calling me 007, aren't they?"
MEREDITH: "No one's calling you 007."
GEORGE: "I was on the elevator and Murphy whispered 007."
CRISTINA: "Okay, how many times are we going to go through this, George? Five, ten? Give me a number or else I'm going to hit you."
GEORGE: "Murphy whispered 007 and everyone laughed."
IZZIE: "He wasn't talking about you."
GEORGE: "Are you sure?"
MEREDITH: "Would we lie to you?"
GEORGE: "Yes."
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

CRISTINA: "You know... don't be, don't do me any... don't do me any favors, its fine."
MEREDITH: "Cristina-"
CRISTINA: "You know what, you did a cut-throat thing, deal with it. Don't come to me for absolution. You want to be a shark, be a shark."
MEREDITH: "I'm not!"
CRISTINA: "Oh, oh, oh, yes you are. Only it makes you feel bad in your warm, gooey places."
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

CRISTINA: "Katie competes in beauty pageants."
DEREK: "I know that, but we have to save her life anyway."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [about Derek] "You can't make a face, comment, or react in any way. We had sex."
CRISTINA: [about patient] "What about an aneurysm?"
MEREDITH: "No blood in the CT."
CRISTINA: "No drug use. No pregnancy. No trauma. Was he good? He looks like he’d be good. Was he any good?"
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "If I hadn't taken the Hippocratic Oath, I would Kevorkian her with my bare hands."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

GEORGE: "So, your bypass surgery tomorrow with Dr. Burke. I hear he,s good. And after that you can have all the bacon flavored soy product you can eat."
PATIENT: "Somebody kill me now."
GEORGE: "I wish I could but... I’m a healer."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "Just go to sleep."
KATIE: "I can't sleep, my head's all full."
MEREDITH: "That's called thinking. Go with it."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

KATIE: "You are so lost."
MEREDITH: "I am not lost. Okay?"
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

CRISTINA: "That's the Nazi?"
GEORGE: "I thought the Nazi would be a man."
MEREDITH: "I thought the Nazi would be... a Nazi."
IZZIE: "Maybe it's professional jealousy. Maybe she's brilliant and they call her a Nazi because they're jealous. Maybe she's nice."
CRISTINA: "Let me guess. You're the model."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "Look, I'm going to go upstairs and take a shower. Okay? And when I get back down here, you won't be here. So goodbye, um..."
DEREK: "Derek."
MEREDITH: "Derek! Right. Meredith."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "You know, we don’t have to do the thing."
DEREK: "Oh, we can do anything you want."
MEREDITH: "No, the thing... exchange the details, pretend we care..."
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

DEREK: "This is..."
MEREDITH: "... Humiliating. On so many levels. You have to go."
DEREK: "Why don’t you just come back down here and we’ll pick up where we left off?"
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [narrating] "The game. They say a person either has what it takes to play, or they don’t."
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

GEORGE: "A shift is a marathon, not a sprint. Eat."
IZZIE: "I can't."
GEORGE: "You should eat something."
IZZIE: "You try eating after performing 17 rectal exams. The Nazi hates me."
GEORGE: "The Nazi's a resident. I have attendings hating me."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [to Derek] "Stop looking at me like that, like you've seen me naked."
DEREK: [smiles]
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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