Grey's Anatomy Season 1 Quotes
DEREK: [arrives at the party] "You know, in some states, you could get arrested for that... So you blew me off for a bottle of tequila? Tequila's no good for you. It doesn't call, doesn't write, not nearly as much fun to wake up to."
MEREDITH: [kisses him] "Take me for a ride, Derek."
HANK: "Is, uh, Izzie Stevens..."
CRISTINA: "You must be Hank... he's very large and hockey-like. No, Izzie's not here right now."
GEORGE: "You and Izzie will give birth to very tall blonde people. Kind of like Barbies."
HANK: "Izzie said she was going to be at home, she didn't say there was gonna be a party."
MEREDITH: "Which pisses both of us off. Would you like some tequila? It helps."
HANK: "When do you think sheâ€™s gonna get here?"
MEREDITH: "Donâ€™t know. But weâ€™re low on ice, Hank."
HANK: "Iâ€™m serious."
MEREDITH: "So am I. Weâ€™re interns, Hank. Hospital owns us. Itâ€™s what we do."
MEREDITH: "Nice to meet you."
MEREDITH: [playing cards] "Why did we want to be surgeons anyway?"
GEORGE: "Surgery is very serious business."
GEORGE: "Full house."
CRISTINA: "Royal flush. Get naked, baby boy!"
MEREDITH: "Where is Izzie?!"
GEORGE: "She didnâ€™t clear it with you?"
MEREDITH: "This was supposed to be a meet-the-boyfriend, get together little thing."
GEORGE: "I... Iz-izzie has a lot of friends."
MEREDITH: "Izzie doesnâ€™t know this many people."
GEORGE: "I told her to clear it with you."
MEREDITH: "I canâ€™t handle this."
GEORGE: "You want me to kick everyone out? Iâ€™m gonna kick everyone out."
CRISTINA: [drunk] "Baby! You made it! Woo!"
MEREDITH: [pauses] "Screw it."
"Izzie I'm going to kill you."MEREDITH
GEORGE: "Is Meredith the only person in the hospital who doesnâ€™t know the size of this thing?"
IZZIE: "Iâ€™m telling her."
CRISTINA: "You canâ€™t. Sheâ€™s gone already."
IZZIE: "What? Already?"
CRISTINA: "I think she had, excuse me, an errand to run."
IZZIE: "You donâ€™t think Meredithâ€™s really going to mind about the party, right?"
GEORGE: "I want you to make it very clear to her that I had nothing to do with this party. Nothing."
GEORGE: "You paged me?"
IZZIE: "Iâ€™m gonna be a while. Do you think you could get home to sign for the beer?"
ALEX: "Why donâ€™t you have your boyfriend sign for it?"
IZZIE: "You have a very annoying way of sneaking up on people. Maybe if you were a little less creepy."
ALEX: "I wouldnâ€™t come anyway. I hate big parties."
IZZIE: "Hey, Hank and I have great sex, all the time. In fact we'll probably have sex after the party, or during the party."
GEORGE: "As long as you clear it with Meredith."
IZZIE: "Hank just needs to realize that doctors can have fun. Weâ€™re not all workaholics with God complexes."
CRISTINA: "We ARE workaholics with God complexes."
IZZIE: "So the beerâ€™s coming at 7:00 and some of the floor nurses are bringing wine."
CRISTINA: "You invited nurses? Ugh."
GEORGE: "Did you clear this with Meredith?"
IZZIE: "A few more people isnâ€™t going to make a difference. Okay? A partyâ€™s a party."
CRISTINA: "The bigger the party the less time for bad sex with the hockey player."
IZZIE: "Would you stop saying that."
DEREK: "Forget about the party."
MEREDITH: "You know about the party?"
DEREK: "Your friends will be at the party. You and I can be alone somewhere else."
MEREDITH: "How do you know about the party?"
DEREK: "Thanks for not inviting me, by the way. That felt good. Dinner, think about dinner, perfect opportunity."
DEREK: "Well, let me take you out to dinner tonight. You can tell me all about it. Real food, waiters, big chunks of carbs in a basket."
MEREDITH: "I canâ€™t."
IZZIE: "Mr. Sturman, and how are you feeling?"
MR. STURMAN: "Pretty okay, except I don't think I ever want to have a bowel obstruction again."
IZZIE: "Really? Wow. Because we get people in here all the time requesting them."