FINN: "This shouldn’t take too long. We can grab some dinner right after."
MEREDITH: "After?"
FINN: "After she gives birth."
MEREDITH: "You're birthing a horse?"
FINN: "Yeah."
MEREDITH: "That's your errand? You're birthing a horse?"
FINN: "Yeah. I guess I could have mentioned it before but, you know, I didn't want to scare you back to your knitting. You can wait back here."
MEREDITH: "Back here?"
FINN: "If you want. I mean it gets a little messy."
MEREDITH: "No, I want to birth a horse!"

MIRANDA: "What's going on between Stevens and Denny? is it a crush, some innocent flirtation? Or is Stevens actually crossing the line?"
MEREDITH: "Well, I know she likes him, but I can't imagine Izzie would do that."
MIRANDA: "I didn't think you and Yang would be stupid enough to fall for your attendings, but I was wrong about that, wasn't I."
MEREDITH: "Yeah, well, it's okay. I'm knitting these days and I'm actually thinking about accepting a date, with a vet!"
MIRANDA: "Grey, do you really think I care?
MEREDITH: "No."
MIRANDA: "Good. Maybe you aren't as stupid as I thought."

MEREDITH: "Hey."
DEREK: "Well, hey."
MEREDITH: [tries not to laugh] "So, you picked up Doc?"
DEREK: "Yeah, he's home."
MEREDITH: "He seems to be doing better."
DEREK: "Yeah, he's... he's doing good."
MEREDITH: [laughs] "I'm not laughing at you."
DEREK: [laughs] "No."
MEREDITH: "It's just, you know... bad sex isn't the kind of thing that wives want announced to dirty-ex-mistresses."
DEREK: "You're not the dirty ex-mistress. You're a friend. She's your friend. I'm your friend. We're all friends."
MEREDITH: "But you didn't tell her."
DEREK: "No." [smiles] "So how's your day going?"

DEREK: [answers phone] "Hello? Hi. Yeah, yeah." [to Addison] "It's about Doc. No, I'm here... I can pick him up this morning. Sure, I-"
ADDISON: [grabs phone] "Hi, Dr. Dandrige? Listen, we're gonna have to call you back becasue we're trying really hard to have some decent sex here." [hangs up]
MEREDITH: [silence]

CRISTINA: "He wants you to take it out?"
PRESTON: "Yes... he says he can't play with it."
CRISTINA: "He can't play anymore?"
PRESTON: "He can... but not like Eugene Foote."

ADDISON: "Thanks."
DEREK: [laughs] "Your thanking me for the most boring sex ever!?"
ADDISON: "I didn't know what else to say."

IZZIE: "I'm just curious, George. Curious George! Get it? Okay, nevermind. All I'm asking is, where do you live?"
GEORGE: "Listen to this, there's an old school arcade game that's been known to enduce seizures if you reach level 53!"

DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Any of you are looking to get out of a bad marriage?"
GEORGE & IZZIE: [smirking] "No."
DIVORCE LAWYER PATIENT: "Dr. Shepherd?"
DEREK: "Yes. No!"

PRESTON: [to George] "You want in on Foote?"
GEORGE: "Yes, but I'm on neuro today with Dr. Shepherd." [runs off]
CRISTINA: "Uh, hello? I want in. I want in!
PRESTON: [pauses] "Oh. Yeah. Sure."
CRISTINA: "Burke, I laid on top of you naked last night, so why don't you wax nostalgic about that?"

CRISTINA: "What's wrong?"
PRESTON: "Oh, nothing. Just dragging a little. I only did two miles this morning. O'Malley and I were up to six, we pushed each other."
CRISTINA: "Ah, you're missing George."
PRESTON: "No. No, of course not."
CRISTINA: "Drink your coffee."

ADDISON: "Dr. Karev-"
ALEX: "Sorry. I don't do vagina. Not as a doctor anyway."
ADDISON: "Oh, back talk, that buys you a case."

MEREDITH: "It's weird, right? I mean, he's Derek vet. He's Doc's vet. He's my vet. He's McVet. It's weird to date him, right?"
CRISTINA: "Wait, did you say vet?"
MEREDITH: [nods] "Mmm-hmm."
CRISTINA: "Like, animals? You can't date a vet, he's not even a real doctor."

Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes

IZZIE: "You want us to make her seize? How do we make someone have a seizure?"
DEREK: "Get creative. Do some research."
GEORGE: "Well, if all the normal methods have failed then what are we supposed to do-"
DEREK: "Use a strobe light. Get her drunk. Hang her up upside down from the ceiling and hit her with a wiffle ball bat, for all I care. Just make her seize. 'Cause until she seizes, I don't know when to operate, and if I don't know when to operate, I can't get this woman out of my life. And this woman is not how I like to start my mornings."

CRISTINA: "I am a 55 year old man. I'm nauseous and I can't stop throwing up."
ALEX: "Forget it, alright. I didn't ask for anybody's help."
CRISTINA: "Look, evil spawn, you can nurse your pride -- the key word being nurse -- or you can pass your test and be a doctor. Up to you."
ALEX: [pauses] "Any abdominal pain?"
CRISTINA: "Yes, from my giant fat belly all the way to my back. Oh, and I'm drunk. Hiccup. Hiccup."