Popular Happy Endings Quotes
Dave is Freddy Krueger-ing us in our dreams...with sex.
Jane
Ooo floor bacon!
Max
Penny: Ever since she's been hanging out with Avi's crew all she eats is pills and powders.
Jane: Sounds like my Vegas diet.
Colin Hanks: There's 2 things I always say. 1: Yes, that Hanks. 2: Fame doesn't change you, it changes your friends.
Max: Pen I think you know me, we've made love.
Penny: Ugh.
Max: I think you ugh-mazing!
What if she's pregnant? Would we raise the baby together? Would we raise it as a group? Group baby, is that a thing?
Dave
When I went out with that male nurse, I found out that I still have a soft spot for dating gay guys.
Penny
You'd think baby number three would just fall out!
Penny
I love when Mer-bear let's herself laugh.
Brad [about Meryl Streep]
All you're doing is altering his perception of reality. It's the Kerkovich Way.
Jane
Let's just say he's one MRI away from a free MRI.
Jane [about Brad]
The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."
Penny
