Popular Happy Endings Quotes
Sorry we're late, Brad insisted on a Brazilian which takes longer than his usual bikini wax.
Jane
I'll see you guys later...I hope not sporadically.
Alex
My skin is so dry it has a British accent.
Penny
The pinot and the pants are flowing, the brie is a-baking, it's time to stop waiting and start exhaling.
Penny
I'm not the one who always goes out to the terrace to stretch because quote, the perv across the way needs to eat too!
Brad [to Jane]
That's the last time I administer an at home "bro-zilian." Speaking of, Dave we need more duct tape.
Max
Are you ready for the annual Brad and Jane spring smackdown?!?
Dave
Wow we really are losing the war on drugs if animals are blowing rails.
Alex
My body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.
Penny
I call it the boxer thong, business up front, party in the rear.
Dave
Dave: Whore's bath?
Penny: Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.
The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."
Penny
