Popular Happy Endings Quotes
Fat Joey.
Brad [to Max]
Your first email address was ThreesomeChaser@PulaskiHillsMiddleSchool.com.
Penny [to Dave]
C'mon guys, you always leave me hanging with the dirty sound effects.
Dave
This is not the time for jokes guys. Especially when this is the fattest I've ever been. How could you let me out of the house looking this fat?
Max
Grant is awesome. He's different than all the freaks you guys usually date.
Max
Either all the good couples are rude or they wanna have sex with us.
Jane
I can't help it, I love to hear the sound of bones crunching.
Alex
Max is the lazy one, Jane is the Type A one, Penny's the single girl, Brad's the married one, and Alex is the one with the store.
Dave
Every group needs a Dave, like Dave Matthews band.
Penny
Check it out bro! Twinsies!
Brad [to Grant]
It's called taking "predemptive" measures.
Max
The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."
Penny
