Hawaii Five-O

Hawaii Five-O Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3 Episode 17: "Pa'ani (The Game)"

Steve McGarrett: [Fantasy football]'s Dungeons & Dragons for sports geeks.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Danny Williams: I'm gonna let that awkward moment fade. We got a bar to go to.
Steve McGarrett: It's for a case.
Danny Williams: A bar-case.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny Williams: You got a Cowboys fan dating a Redskins fan...it's like the Capulets dating the Montagues.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny Williams: Work with you is harrowing enough. I don't need you hunting me for sport.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 16: "Kekoa (Warrior)"

Doris McGarrett: I suggest you try something with a little more fiber, cause you are clearly full of crap.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny Williams: Hope you had a fantastic evening, the nice gentlemen with the hats and the guns are going to take you to jail.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maggie Hoapili: No one could match my father's abilities. No one would lay a hand on him, because no one could.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mick Logan: You told me to keep an eye on your mother.
Steve McGarrett: An eye, not a hand, not any other body part.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Mick Logan: Kid, you don't need a P.I., you need a therapist.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 15: "Hookman"

Steve McGarrett: You got your belt on?
Danny Williams: Of course I got my belt on, you're driving.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve McGarrett: What kind of sick bastard kills a cop in cold blood?
Danny Williams: One with a serious grudge.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Danny Williams: Keoki had a lot of friends, huh?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah. Good men always do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Danny Williams: The fact is idiots, with guns, kill people.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve McGarrett: You were worried about me?
Danny Williams: Worried? I was worried about my car.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 14: "Hana I Wa'la (Scandal)"

Danny Williams: I had a pretty good life in New Jersey. And then, I came here. And it wasn't exactly a fit. The sun, the sand...I mean, I can't even get a decent slice of pizza.
Judge: Get to your point, Detective Williams.
Danny Williams: Okay, I hate this place. I apologize, but I do. But I was willing to put up with it because this is where my daughter is. And now her mother wants to move again. And I can't go through with that. Not to Vegas, not anywhere. Because this is my home. This is our home.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Danny Williams: I thought nobody wore a tie in Hawaii.
Steve McGarrett: No, they don't, but it's a special day, so I thought I'd wear one. Plus, I'm wearing my dress blues. They'll make me walk the plank if I don't wear a tie with my dress blues.
Danny Williams: Why do they call 'em blues if they're black?
Steve McGarrett: I know they're black! I never...I dunno.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy Davidson: You don't get it, this is complicated.
Steve McGarrett: Then speak slowly.
 • Rating: Unrated

Danny Williams: You delivered her to the congressman like a pizza.
 • Rating: Unrated

Josh the Congressional Aide: And as far as murder goes-
Danny Williams: Let me guess...he's completely against it?
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve McGarrett: What's the congressman's position on dead hookers found in his bed?
Danny Williams: STRANGLED dead hookers?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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