First of all, I'm not cutting off none of my digits for some weekend booty.


I’m going to take that plastic sword and turn you into a Roman popsicle, OK.


You lied to your mother, who is in fact a liar herself.


Chin: What kind of thieves takes blood? Jerry: Vampires.

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It’s filthy, good grief; he must have killed the maid too.


There is a direct correlation with how far you walk to a crime scene, and how bad that crime scene is going to be.


You want to stay alive, give us the name. Great quote by Grover.

Steve: Sometimes when you speak, when your mouth opens and you speak, all I hear is "wa-wa-wa-wa." It's like I'm in a Charlie Brown cartoon only you're Linus, with better hair.
Danny: Why do I got to be Linus?

Besides, where else can a girl get a different flavor of Jell-O every night with her dinner?


Adam: This is one hell of a honeymoon, huh?
Kono: We have the rest of our lives for a honeymoon.

Jerry: So who's gonna say it?
Steve: You should say it.
Jerry: "X" marks the spot.

Steve: Listen, I appreciate your advice. I know you're trying to do me a favor, but could you please, please just stop talking. That's all.
Danny: If you want to be alone, you want to be miserable for the rest of your life, don't listen to me.
Steve: You are alone and you are always miserable, and that is exactly why I'm not listening to you, okay?

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Danny: If a suspect dies, he loses the ability to speak. Ergo, he is useless to us.
Steve: Ergo?

You're like a devourer of dreams. You eat them. You're like a little Pac-Man in cargo pants.