Hawaii Five-0

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Kamekona: You know what your problem is? You're a hoarder.
Jerry: Yeah, a hoarder of truth.

Listen to me. Do yourself a favor and kill me now because I promise you I will put you in the ground the first chance I get.

Danny

Hey, how about a little love for the maestro?

Jerry

I think you told a really great camp fire story and the only thing missing is the marshmallows.

Grover

Grover: Would you relax your giggle hole?
Steve: My what?

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EMT: Let us give you something for the pain.
Valentine: Do I look like someone who is in pain?

Steve: Listen man, I’ll go through that door first if it makes you feel better.
Danny: I know you would.

Steve: You know what, partner? We can get on a plane right now and settle this.
Danny: That is why I love you, buddy. You’re always willing to risk both our lives at any given moment.

Danny: You really think this is the kind of guy to go to the hospital?
Steve: Maybe we’ll get lucky and he'll drop dead before it’s a consideration.

I love my father, but that’s not gonna be me.

Jerry

Didn’t your mother tell you to look both ways?

Grover

Just because you want to believe in something doesn’t make it true.

Steve
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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Steve: Why do they always run?
Danny: Because I believe they hope the person chasing them ends up wrapped around a telephone pole.

Part of doing this job is knowing when you are not the one to do it.

Chin Ho