Hawaii Five-O

Hawaii Five-O Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 21: "Imi loko ka 'uhane (Seek Within One's Soul)"

Chin Ho Kelly: Better call your insurance agent from the car.
Kono Kalakaua: Tell him you want full coverage.
Savannah Walker: You're kidding, right? They're kidding, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Savannah Walker: If you weren't a cop, what would you be?
Chin Ho Kelly: Jazz trumpet.
Savannah Walker: Really? Like Miles Davis?
Chin Ho Kelly: Well, there's only one Miles Davis. Maybe that's why I became a cop.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 20: "Olelo Pa'a (The Promise)"

Frank Bama: What's the world coming to when your first love survives missiles, gunfire, rocket-propelled grenades, and gets taken out by a bunch of funky birds?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Catherine Rollins: Now that we've got that taken care of, how do you plan on doing this? Because all I've got is a pack of gum, some Dramamine, and a wry smile.
Steve McGarrett: I'm working on it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Catherine Rollins: Steve, I'm going with you.
Steve McGarrett: Absolutely not.
Catherine Rollins: Well, I'm not asking for your permission.
Steve McGarrett: It doesn't matter, you're not going anywhere.
Catherine Rollins: Hey, look, let's forgo the whole John Wayne, "it's too dangerous for a little lady" speech, okay? You're gonna need support, I've done three tours of Kabul, and I'm just as qualified as you are when it comes to taking care of myself.
Steve McGarrett: Yes, you are.
Catherine Rollins: Good. Then you also know I'm not very good at taking "no" for an answer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve McGarrett: You remember me? About three years ago, you put some bullets into a friend of mine.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Freddie Hart: Who packed this chute for you? It's not gonna open.
Steve McGarrett: It's only six miles down, I'll grab your legs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve McGarrett: Hart was just polishing the bell because he's so motivated, chief.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 19: "Hoa Pili (Close Friend)"

Danny Williams: Why would a tourist want to be put in a cage, and then dumped in shark-infested waters? It makes no sense.
Steve McGarrett: Because they're on vacation. They want some excitement, they want some adventure.
Danny Williams: What they need is some therapy.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Steve McGarrett: What did you think he was gonna do with a helicopter, Danny?
Danny Williams: Park it next to his shrimp truck?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Danny Williams: So they just go up to the shark and shoot him between the eyes? That doesn't seem very fair.
Steve McGarrett: Now you're on the shark's side?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny Williams: We've been working on getting you a public defender, but no one can believe you're this stupid.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve McGarrett: Book him, Kono.
Danny Williams: Oh! Where's the love?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 18: "Na Ki'i (Dolls)"

Steve McGarrett: I had no idea you were a fan of roller derby.
Danny Williams: No, I'm not...my mother was. She thought a catfight on wheels was good home family entertainment.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Crimson Bride: Crimson Bride is my real name.
Danny Williams: Oh, okay. Your parents big Denzel fans?
 • Rating: Unrated

Danny Williams: I'm not really getting anything from Crimson Bride, Dirty Damsel, Ivana Kiss, or any of the other ladies.
Steve McGarrett: Ivana Kiss?
Danny Williams: Yeah, her parents must be very proud.
 • Rating: Unrated

Danny Williams: Hey, Max, why are you turning our victim into a member of the Blue Man Group?
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve McGarrett: Okay, let's be honest. We're not exactly the Waltons. You're a former spy who faked her own death twenty years ago...I got issues, Mom! I got trust issues!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 17: "Pa'ani (The Game)"

Catherine Rollins: I don't want to get in the way of your date with Danny.
Steve McGarrett: It's not a man date!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Kamekona: I just hate to see you two guys fight.
Danny Williams: We're not fighting.
Steve McGarrett: This isn't fighting.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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