Hawaii Five-0
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No one could match my father's abilities. No one would lay a hand on him, because no one could.
Maggie Hoapili
Kid, you don't need a P.I., you need a therapist.
Mick Logan
Danny Williams: Keoki had a lot of friends, huh?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah. Good men always do.
Amy Davidson: You don't get it, this is complicated.
Steve McGarrett: Then speak slowly.
You delivered her to the congressman like a pizza.
Danny Williams
Josh the Congressional Aide: And as far as murder goes-
Danny Williams: Let me guess...he's completely against it?
Danny Williams: You're bringing back the '80s with those Rollerblades. You got those Duran Duran cassette tapes?
Kono Kalakaua: You know, I'm going for a workout, keepin' in shape...but I am hungry like the wolf.
Chin Ho Kelly: Who put me in here?
Sang Min: Someone who wants you to suffer before you die.
Danny Williams: You hear that?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, Danny. I hear it. I've got ears.
Eric: Dude, why do you have so much ranch dressing?
Bullwinkle: Uh, because it's DELICIOUS?
Eric: I'll wait out here.
Danny Williams: It's college, it's not a virus--you can't catch it.
Eric: What am I supposed to do in there?
Danny Williams: Why don't you go meditate on the poor life decisions you've made?