Hawaii Five-0
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Danno: It's okay? I know that you are trained to endure torture, but this is unbearable, okay? This is- This is not right. Songs this bad make people want to kill other people. Understand?
McGarrett: I think it's catchy.
Kono: So, you deal with dead bodies all day, and your hobby is dead bodies?
Max: I also make pickles. It's a good way to reuse specimen jars.
Newlywed killer. Someone should just tell this guy that after time couples will kill each other.
Danno
McGarrett: Take that tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie.
Danno: Oh yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they're bored.
McGarrett: Okay, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.
Danno: May 18th, 1996!
McGarrett: What is that?
Danno: The last time I puked. Don't make me break my streak.
McGarrett: You will not be sick in this car. You will not be sick in this car!
His idea of communication is dropping a witty one-liner and shooting you in the face.
Danno
Guy's a cockroach. That's what they do. They come back from the dead. Next time you step on him don't take your foot off.
Chin
Although I do not see the fun, nor do I agree with watching my dinner brawl it out in a steel cage match, that is not what we're doing here.
Danno
Chin: You two of those in Hesse and it didn't kill him?
Danno: Next time shoot him in the face.
Danno: It's not like my tree. My tree is small. It's depressing. It's pathetic.
McGarett: It's perfect. It's just like your apartment.
Sang Min: Back so soon.
Danno: What can I say? I missed your smile.
McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.
