Hawaii Five-0
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The lying, cheating husband and the scheming, cheating wife. How could this relationship not work out?
Harry
Goodbye, buddy. Good work today.
Noelani [to Eddie]
You got a Cowboys fan dating a Redskins fan...it's like the Capulets dating the Montagues.
Danny Williams
I don't know what those [emojis] mean. Can you help me, millennials?
Danny [to Tani and Junior]
Grover: You're talking about car salesmen here.
McGarrett: So what?
Grover: They are masters of psychological warfare, coupled with the fact that they are all born liars. Have you ever bought a car before?
It's fine. I'll have an underseasoned burger.
Danny
I finally accepted that that chapter of my life is over, and I'm ready for what's next.
Adam [to Tamiko]
You are saying I'm in the presence of greatness right now.
McGarrett [to Magnum]
No, no. It's not because you're a woman it's because you're a rookie. Which is... way worse.
Danno
Adam: They would see one thing, Hiro Noshimuri son; the heir apparent to the head of the Yakuza.
Kono: They won't see that if you're clean.
Adam: I'm getting there.
Whatever you do, don't open a restaurant. One bad Yelp review and you can kiss your pension goodbye.
Tanaka [to Danny]
Danny: You invaded my privacy. I have a right to be upset, OK?
McGarrett: It's not snooping if something is out in the open. That's the rule.
Danny: There's no rule.
McGarrett: Are you serious? If it's not hidden, it's not forbidden. You've never heard of that?
Danny: No, I've never heard of it, because you just made it up.
