Jerry: Beta had better picture, better sound. But, for some reason the format never caught on with the general public.
Danny: Is that a conspiracy, too?
Jerry: No. Just a basic format war. Not everything's a conspiracy.
Danny: I like you. Why is he here?

That is a box for a Betmax tape not VHS. VHS was actually 8% larger than Betas. Incidentally, they were inferior in every way.

Jerry

While they were getting Detective Williams out of jail in Columbia, I was the only one helping you.

Gabriel

Chin: That was close.
Steve: Speaking of close, Kono you are getting married in five minutes.

But nobody is gonna want to eat fish for the next three months.

Kamekona

You got two kids now and one of them needs you to go home and do something really important for him. So you don't get to die today, even though it would make my life a lot quieter.

Steve

Steve: Wow.
Catherine: So you approve?
Danny: Yeah, no I think what my ape like friend meant to say was that you look fantastic.

Steve: Hey listen if things are weird with Rachel let me go get Grace. Its not a problem.
Danny: No, no nothing is weird its fine.
Steve: You are lying.

Steve: Relax. It is residual radiation. You will be fine.
Danny: Oh, thank you Dr. Strangelove

The only way out was to leave the same way my father came into the business, with nothing.

Adam

I know how much pain a person can endure before passing out. I know how long it takes to recover. I know how to keep a person alive, even when letting them die would be more humane. When this is all over, you will beg me to kill you.

Father

So you want to know what this cat's next move is right?

Dog

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Max: Ohhhhhh
Joe: You need a paper bag or something?
Max: Sorry, this place is like my Graceland.

Holy Mullet!

Lori