Grover: Here's where the story gets a little nutty.
Tani: There it is.
Junior: Very nice.

Well, this is not getting you out of school.

Quinn [to Olivia]

Junior: She's looking at her phone instead of where she's walking.
Tani: There's enough hazards as it is.

It sounds like you got it bad.

Frank [to Junior]

McGarrett: I'll buy the next round. I just have to go home and get my wallet.
Danny: You've been saying the same thing for 10 years.

McGarrett: Are you OK?
Danny: Do I look like I'm OK?

He puts the drama in dramamine.

Tani [about Danny]

Tani: Found him.
Danny: You don't say.

Junior: I'm sorry I had to cancel our date.
Tani: Now? You really have to work on your timing.

Kenji: I'll have a lot to say about you.
Adam: I'll take my chances.

Danny: She's loyal to me because I bought it for you.
McGarrett: She just doesn't know you that well.

I just want to iron in peace.

McGarrett [to Danny]

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.