Hawaii Five-O

Hawaii Five-O Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 13: "Olelo Ho'opa'i Make (Death Sentence)"

Sang Min: You must have been a bad boy to end up here, lieutenant.
Chin Ho Kelly: I didn't do anything.
Sang Min: Yeah, that's what we all say.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny Williams: You missed the tasting, luckily.
Kono Kalakaua: That bad?
Danny Williams: It was Spam wrapped in a sock.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Danny Williams: You're bringing back the '80s with those Rollerblades. You got those Duran Duran cassette tapes?
Kono Kalakaua: You know, I'm going for a workout, keepin' in shape...but I am hungry like the wolf.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sang Min [to Chin Ho Kelly]: The first time we met, you hit me across the face with an ashtray. Now that we're even, you can trust me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chin Ho Kelly: Who put me in here?
Sang Min: Someone who wants you to suffer before you die.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 12: "Kapu (Forbidden)"

Danny Williams: You hear that?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, Danny. I hear it. I've got ears.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: Dude, why do you have so much ranch dressing?
Bullwinkle: Uh, because it's DELICIOUS?
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: I'll wait out here.
Danny Williams: It's college, it's not a virus--you can't catch it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: What am I supposed to do in there?
Danny Williams: Why don't you go meditate on the poor life decisions you've made?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sang Min: Check these lapels, huh? Tony Montana style!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 11: "Kahu"

Kamekona: You all can redeem your tickets as soon as I get my pilot license
Kono: Wait, wait wait? You bought a helicopter and you don't have your license yet?
Kamekona: Technicality sister.
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve: The kid's a smartass.
Catherine: Takes one to know one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: Sitting on the couch with a pizza watching Miracle on 34th Street is not a plan.
Danny: Christmas with the McGarrett's is something you can miss.
Steve: That's right.
Danny: I'm just curious, what do you do? Give out subscriptions to Guns and Ammo, grenades as stocking stuffers?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: I like this kid.
Catherine: Of course you do, he's you at 13.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: But being a law enforcement office, I do know a thing or two about tax evasion. So what say make it an even 170 and forget the whole dropping the price for cash conversion ever happened?
Fast Freddie: Deal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kamekona: Because the seller is a white guy and you both speak the same language.
Danny: You mean English?
Kamekona : Yeah.
 • Rating: Unrated

Catherine: I didn't think we would be eating breakfast out of a box in a parking lot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 10: "Huaka'i Kula"

Grace: I got something for you.
Danny: yeah what?
Grace: My wilderness survival patch. I want you to have it.
Danny: This is the best gift you're every given me. Thank you. I love you so much.
Grace: I told you, you can do anything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grace: I talked to Lucy today. She's happy to be home. She said one day she's going to marry Uncle Steve when she grows up.
Danny: You're not going to hold that against her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve: How's your arm?
Danny: It also hates camping.
 • Rating: Unrated

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