I'm moving in with you. And when I'm sitting at your breakfast table, eating my Fruit Loops in my drawers, then it will be funny.

Grover [to McGarrett]

What's the matter, Eddie? They not letting you dig?

Tani

McGarrett: Book him, Danno.
Danny: I'd like to do that, but he's clearly dead.

This place has more traffic than Kanye's Twitter feed.

Danny [to McGarrett]

Everyone knows that Steve McGarrett only takes orders from the governor and God.

Greer

Let's just hope everything goes as planned, or else everyone is going to consider you bad luck.

Grover [to Jerry]

Danny: Steve trusted her.
Grover: I hear you. But we're not here for the queen bee, but for the whole hive.

Danny: What's my name?
McGarrett: Danny.
Danny: How long have we known each other?
McGarrett: Fifty years. Well, at least it feels like fifty years.
Danny: That's not funny.

Danny: How close were you to that airstrike in Somalia?
McGarrett: Nigeria.

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The three of us are like a hive mind.

Kamekona [to Danny]

Well, that's not scary at all.

Danny [looking at Russian sub]

Danny: He wanted me to name the restaurant Steve's. Now I'll do it in his memory.
Grover: That's what I like about you, Danny. Always thinking positive.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.