Joe: Try not to miss.
McGarrett: Thank you for that pearl of wisdom.

Helping out these people makes me feel good. Let me have that.

Hirsch [to Grover]

Forget the physical. My No. 1 stresser [Danny] just walked in.

McGarrett [to Dr. Shaw]

I spent my life living in the shadow of my father's decisions, good and bad. I don't expect that to change now that he's dead.

Connor

Jin Lueng [to Danny]: You appear to be an intelligent young man.
Danny: Thank you.
Jin Leung: But then you open your mouth and that appearance disappears.

It was bound to happen. You're rubbing off on Junior.

Danny [to McGarrett]

Junior: That is one vacant stare.
Grover: Are you sure you didn't give him brain damage when you hit his head on the window?

Danny: I don't know what that [fighting style] is.
McGarrett: Wax on, wax off.

See you in 25.

McGarrett [to Connor]

Tani: You're going to make me cry.
Koa: At least this time it's for a good reason.

[Duke] is a guy who would read a mosquito its rights rather than swat it.

Grover

Tell your mom I want that chicken-salad recipe.

Jerry [to Mila]

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.