I'm going to grab some clean underwear and meet you at the bunkers, OK?

Tani [to Junor]

Danny: You never apologize that quickly, or ever. Thank you.
McGarrett: Yeah.

OK, Scooter, see if you can dig up something.

Grover [to Jerry]

Junior: I study people's body language.
Tani: Other people's bodies or just mine?
Junior: Um, um [phone rings].
Grover: Saved by the bell.

Grover: It looks like Lee and Nancy were a real-life Boris and Natasha.
Tani: I don't get the reference.
Grover: Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Junior [miming punches]: Rocky, like the boxer?
McGarrett: Can we get back on point?

Steve? You good?

Danny [to McGarrett]

Goodbye, buddy. Good work today.

Noelani [to Eddie]

McGarrett: You took a pretty big risk doing what you did.
Junior: If I got kicked out of the Reserves, I like to think I have a pretty cool job to fall back. on.

Grover: Junior and Steve are going to be just fine. It isn't like they haven't done something like this before.
Tani: I've got to say I'm happy we have a case. I can use the distraction.
Grover: I'm right there with you, kiddo.

Hirsch: Kono and I text every day.
Grover: Really?
Hirsch: Well, I text every day, and sometimes she texts back.

Unlike you two, not everyone's DNA is in the system.

Grover [to Hirsch and Kamekona]

Joe: Are you here with the Navy?
McGarrett: Yes and no.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.