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House Quotes (Page 3)

Season 8 Episode 15: "Blowing the Whistle"

House: While having you juggle my jewels sounds interesting, there's no such thing as friends with benefits. It always gets weird.
• Rating: Unrated

Wilson: This is one of the symptoms of working for House. You start seeing zebras everywhere.
• Rating: Unrated

Clinic patient: We met at the 98 Cent Store. We were reaching for the same tube of cheese.
• Rating: Unrated

Park: Or maybe he thinks you have more than one nondescript white blouse.
• Rating: Unrated

Foreman: Let me know if you need anything. Like a transfer.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 14: "Love is Blind"

House: Ignore her. She's on acid.
• Rating: Unrated

Park: Taub is either a tooth fairy or Rainbow Brite. And you're just House!
• Rating: Unrated

Blythe: I may have misled James by letting him see a book on terminal cancer.
• Rating: Unrated

Park: Ugh! [spits out food] Sugar free!
• Rating: Unrated

Blythe: He's always been a complicated child.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 13: "Man of the House"

House: If it isn't the old ball and Ukraine.
• Rating: Unrated

House: No wonder you think women are so great. You've practically been one for the last three years.
• Rating: Unrated

Park: Amy Grant?
House: I know. But there's a hot girl jumping around in my living room.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.
• Rating: Unrated

House: Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

House: Pains me to interrupt this collegial banter. Pains me even more to listen to it continue.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 12: "Chase"

House: If I wanted you to be like me, I'd urge you to make a stupid, stubborn mistake that blows up your life and leaves you lonely and miserable.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0