How can you believe in dark matter, but not in dark spirits?

Dominika

Chase: I'm looking at her.
Park: Um, I'm looking at him.
House: Good. Now lick your lips.

My watch must have stopped. Must be a quarter to never.

Wilson

I'll tell you what would be weirder. If you didn't have a sex dream about Chase.

Taub

Relax. I'm a doctor. Your spectacular breasts mean nothing to me.

For a moment I thought you were uncomfortable with Chase because you had a nocturnal Australian.

Wilson: You are a horrible person.
House: All I need is to break up one marriage. You broke up three of your own. You're like the Stephen Hawking of killing relationships.

Ohhhh. A metaphor. What you didn't foresee is that I actually do have a sex doll.

Taub

Adams: You can juggle. I fail to see how this would benefit you.
House: What if I'm busy?

Thank you, Butterscotch. Is that a family name?

35 year old male who cries blood and is not Vampire Bill. Go!

Chase: I was doing something nice.
House: Umm...ohhh...no, that doesn't sound right.

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People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

So, you're saying... you want a prenup. In liquid form.

Dr. Chase (to Cameron)
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