How can you believe in dark matter, but not in dark spirits?Dominika
Chase: I'm looking at her.
Park: Um, I'm looking at him.
House: Good. Now lick your lips.
My watch must have stopped. Must be a quarter to never.Wilson
I'll tell you what would be weirder. If you didn't have a sex dream about Chase.Taub
Relax. I'm a doctor. Your spectacular breasts mean nothing to me.
For a moment I thought you were uncomfortable with Chase because you had a nocturnal Australian.
Wilson: You are a horrible person.
House: All I need is to break up one marriage. You broke up three of your own. You're like the Stephen Hawking of killing relationships.
Ohhhh. A metaphor. What you didn't foresee is that I actually do have a sex doll.Taub
Adams: You can juggle. I fail to see how this would benefit you.
House: What if I'm busy?
Thank you, Butterscotch. Is that a family name?
35 year old male who cries blood and is not Vampire Bill. Go!
Chase: I was doing something nice.
House: Umm...ohhh...no, that doesn't sound right.