Wilson: Just dinner?
House: That depends on how much you have to drink.

Wilson: Does it ever stop being surreal?
Thirteen: It'll stop. In about 5 or 6 months, give or take, in your case.

Sometimes the truth is that there's nothing any of us can do.

Taub

Adams: He just wants to die with a little dignity.
House: There's no such thing.

I need to turn Wilson from a terminal idiot to an interminable pain in the ass.

House: Come here so I can talk you out of it?
Chase: Came to say thank you.
House: It's been fun.
Chase: Fun?
House: Sounded pithier than "we've shared a variety of situations."

Chase: It's time to step out of the shadow.
Foreman: It's about time

I'm sorry. I wasn't familiar with hooker protocol.

Wilson

House: It's an 80 oz. steak.
Wilson: I'm hungry.

If we had a phone, we could have found a place a lot less charming.

Wilson: Tomorrow I'm leaving work behind to chase my boyhood crush.
House: The years have not been kind to David Cassidy.

I've taken a meaningful vow to lead a less meaningful life.

Wilson

House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

Arlene [to Cuddy]: If you're going to dress like an Italian hooker, at least let it be this year's Italian hooker.
Julia: She's not telling us we look fat. That's a major breakthrough.
Arlene: If you didn't want to be insulted, you wouldn't have invited me.