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Season 8 Episode 20: "Post Mortem"

House: It's an 80 oz. steak.
Wilson: I'm hungry.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: If we had a phone, we could have found a place a lot less charming.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilson: Tomorrow I'm leaving work behind to chase my boyhood crush.
House: The years have not been kind to David Cassidy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilson: I've taken a meaningful vow to lead a less meaningful life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 18: "Body and Soul"

Dominika: How can you believe in dark matter, but not in dark spirits?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chase: I'm looking at her.
Park: Um, I'm looking at him.
House: Good. Now lick your lips.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilson: My watch must have stopped. Must be a quarter to never.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Taub: I'll tell you what would be weirder. If you didn't have a sex dream about Chase.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Relax. I'm a doctor. Your spectacular breasts mean nothing to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: For a moment I thought you were uncomfortable with Chase because you had a nocturnal Australian.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 17: "We Need The Eggs"

Wilson: You are a horrible person.
House: All I need is to break up one marriage. You broke up three of your own. You're like the Stephen Hawking of killing relationships.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Taub: Ohhhh. A metaphor. What you didn't foresee is that I actually do have a sex doll.
 • Rating: Unrated

Adams: You can juggle. I fail to see how this would benefit you.
House: What if I'm busy?
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Thank you, Butterscotch. Is that a family name?
 • Rating: Unrated

House: 35 year old male who cries blood and is not Vampire Bill. Go!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 16: "Gut Check"

Chase: I was doing something nice.
House: Umm...ohhh...no, that doesn't sound right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilson: Oh, sand art! I used to love this stuff!
House: He's bitter, not mentally handicapped.
 • Rating: Unrated

Park: Not everyone is so lucky to have your independence.
Chase: Don't worry. When you lose your family, you'll have it too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: Short man equals bullied child.
Taub: I was never bullied.
Dr. Adams: Until now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chase: Cheerleaders are the best part of basketball. Without them, you just have...basketball.
 • Rating: Unrated

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