House Quotes
Wilson: Just dinner?
House: That depends on how much you have to drink.
Wilson: Does it ever stop being surreal?
Thirteen: It'll stop. In about 5 or 6 months, give or take, in your case.
Sometimes the truth is that there's nothing any of us can do.
Taub
Adams: He just wants to die with a little dignity.
House: There's no such thing.
I need to turn Wilson from a terminal idiot to an interminable pain in the ass.
House: Come here so I can talk you out of it?
Chase: Came to say thank you.
House: It's been fun.
Chase: Fun?
House: Sounded pithier than "we've shared a variety of situations."
Chase: It's time to step out of the shadow.
Foreman: It's about time
I'm sorry. I wasn't familiar with hooker protocol.
Wilson
House: It's an 80 oz. steak.
Wilson: I'm hungry.
If we had a phone, we could have found a place a lot less charming.
Wilson: Tomorrow I'm leaving work behind to chase my boyhood crush.
House: The years have not been kind to David Cassidy.
I've taken a meaningful vow to lead a less meaningful life.
Wilson
