Wilson: Just dinner?
House: That depends on how much you have to drink.

Wilson: Does it ever stop being surreal?
Thirteen: It'll stop. In about 5 or 6 months, give or take, in your case.

Sometimes the truth is that there's nothing any of us can do.

Taub

Adams: He just wants to die with a little dignity.
House: There's no such thing.

I need to turn Wilson from a terminal idiot to an interminable pain in the ass.

House: Come here so I can talk you out of it?
Chase: Came to say thank you.
House: It's been fun.
Chase: Fun?
House: Sounded pithier than "we've shared a variety of situations."

Chase: It's time to step out of the shadow.
Foreman: It's about time

I'm sorry. I wasn't familiar with hooker protocol.

Wilson

House: It's an 80 oz. steak.
Wilson: I'm hungry.

If we had a phone, we could have found a place a lot less charming.

Wilson: Tomorrow I'm leaving work behind to chase my boyhood crush.
House: The years have not been kind to David Cassidy.

I've taken a meaningful vow to lead a less meaningful life.

Wilson
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People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

A third lie. Welcome to the slippery slope.

House
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