House "Moving On" Quotes
House: You wanna know how I feel? I feel hurt.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cuddy: I haven't dated anyone since you.
House: You know what they say, once you go gimp...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
House: Dying can also do a number on your ability to think.
• Rating: Unrated
Wilson: You're forging my name on prescriptions again.
House: No. Because what you just said implied I stopped.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
House: You took an oath. An oath to be cool. At least that was the oath I uttered under my breath while everyone else was doing the boring one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Foreman: How many of those have you had today?
House: I don't know. Is your "mother" a number?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cuddy: It's a privacy curtain.
Foreman: Wasn't working.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cuddy: I don't get it.
House: You masturbate to Owen Wilson.
Cuddy: I meant the box.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Foreman: You forgot about the fourth symptom: being absolutely crazy.
• Rating: Unrated
House: Doctor says it's okay as long as I don't leave my hospital bed.
Taub: Which doctor was that, Seuss or Jay?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
