House Quotes
Dr. Wilson: You're an ass.
House: What, for trying to walk on a freshly mangled leg? Performing surgery on myself? For thinking I could solve my emotional problems with rat medicine? If you're gonna nag, at least have the decency to be specific.
Darrien: I told you I couldn't go back. I shouldn't have trusted you. I never liked you. I killed time with you 'cause I was locked in a cage. You were a distraction. Someone to talk to so I didn't have to think about... everything else.
Thirteen: You're lashing out... I get it. But in a month, you'll thank. me Or maybe you won't, I don't know. But... I know I saved your life
House: There are no cars coming. Just go.
Rachel: The light is red, ye bloody scallywag.
Dr. Cuddy: Stop with the pirate talk.
House: If you don't want Brownbeard to end up with two wooden legs, better get your ma to move this ship, you mangy bilge rat.
Dr. Cuddy: Of course... you showed her that filthy cartoon. What kind of idiot lets a three-year-old watch that?
House: If you want to lecture me on my poor judgment, there seems to be more relevant examples.
His life is gonna unravel. In fairness, that applies to any diagnosis. Oh, why do we do this?
You know I was just thinking how much I want a relationship with no sex but where I still have to deal with your mother.
House: Miserable stays miserable. Happy doesn't buy lottery tickets in the first place.
Thirteen: Our level of happiness is set. It's in our DNA. No cash payout's gonna change that.
House: It's like there's two of me.
Oh, I'm starting to get the connection. Yeah, she has a house. My name is House.
You're reading subtext into my silence?
Foreman
Foreman: House thinks I'm a robot. You think I'm a wuss?
Chase: No, no, no, no. I think you're repressed.
That was totally courageous of Khloe to tweet about her weight gain.
What are you doing? We got a patient with a walking disorder who can't seize. No wait. I'm close though, right?
He claims he can swear off sex indefinitely. Also claims that I am a boiling cauldron of repressed rage.
Foreman
