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House Quotes (Page 4)

Season 8 Episode 12: "Chase"

House: If she likes crippled guys, I'm free for the next six minutes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 11: "Nobody's Fault"

House: They decided that you being stabbed was nobody's fault. They're wrong. I'm sorry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: Are you going to have me fired for bad manners?
 • Rating: Unrated

Chase: I think if there's any chance I'm going to walk again it's because House is a genius.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Taub: Who cares if House was callous? Are you going to punish callousness?
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Unsquint your eyes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: Good things usually happen. Bad things sometimes happen.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 10: "Runaways"

House: I'm giving you the gift of deniability.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: I'd turn around and shoot you, but I think I'd miss.
 • Rating: Unrated

Taub: [To Foreman] An affair? I never knew you were such a tramp.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Are you not going to introduce us because we're married? Oh wait, she is.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: As much as I'd like to take your word for it, I have no interest in taking your word for it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 9: "Better Half"

House: Better to have shtupped and lost than to not have shtupped at all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chase: Taub's daughter is sick.
House: Isn't that the point of having a spare?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Park: I've tapped over 30 guys and never wanted to see them again. [long pause] I lived next to a Jewish frat.
House: We are wildly off track.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Adams: [reading a card from House] Cuddy Dark will waste his afternoon chasing conspiracy theories.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: With great power, comes great micromanaging. And vests.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 8: "Perils of Paranoia"

Taub: If anarchy breaks out, I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages: run.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adams: Am I weird?
Chase: Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: Well, Clyde, we got ourselves a good ol' fashioned cat fight.
 • Rating: Unrated

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