Wilson: Oh, sand art! I used to love this stuff!
House: He's bitter, not mentally handicapped.
Park: Not everyone is so lucky to have your independence.
Chase: Don't worry. When you lose your family, you'll have it too.
House: Short man equals bullied child.
Taub: I was never bullied.
Dr. Adams: Until now.
Cheerleaders are the best part of basketball. Without them, you just have...basketball.Chase
While having you juggle my jewels sounds interesting, there's no such thing as friends with benefits. It always gets weird.
This is one of the symptoms of working for House. You start seeing zebras everywhere.Wilson
We met at the 98 Cent Store. We were reaching for the same tube of cheese.Clinic patient
Or maybe he thinks you have more than one nondescript white blouse.Park
Let me know if you need anything. Like a transfer.Foreman
Ignore her. She's on acid.
Taub is either a tooth fairy or Rainbow Brite. And you're just House!Park
I may have misled James by letting him see a book on terminal cancer.Blythe