Wilson: Sam wants to get to know you better.
House: Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let her see me naked.

You have decades of experience dating and be attracted to losers.

Something you think is more important than a nasty virus possibly spreading through my hospital? That means it's either personal or stupid.

Cuddy

Thirteen: Pig order with a side order of sphincter.
Taub: I think they call that breakfast in Australia.

Taub: It's not exactly sanitary.
House: The fun stuff never is.

Just tell them you're a time-traveler or something. If we're at a [renaissance fair], we might as well enjoy it.

Thirteen

House: It's your life. I can wait.
Wilson: For what?
House: To tell you I told you so.

We need to check out Middle Earth. Foreman, take Frodo and break bread with the Hobbits.

Sorry, must have missed this "If This Trailer Be Arockin" sign out front..

House: You're new.
Sam: You're naked.
House: And, for the record, cold.

I was never there when she needed me. What right do I have to need her now?

Patient

Foreman: We both have a lot of regrets.
Taub: You should be proud of yours. Your life is trending upwards.

House Season 6 Quotes

I'm sick of being miserable.

House

Wilson: House?
House: Yes. What other friends do you have in an asylum?