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House Season 7 Quotes

Season 7 Episode 23: "Moving On"

House: You wanna know how I feel? I feel hurt.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cuddy: I haven't dated anyone since you.
House: You know what they say, once you go gimp...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: Dying can also do a number on your ability to think.
• Rating: Unrated

Wilson: You're forging my name on prescriptions again.
House: No. Because what you just said implied I stopped.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: You took an oath. An oath to be cool. At least that was the oath I uttered under my breath while everyone else was doing the boring one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Foreman: How many of those have you had today?
House: I don't know. Is your "mother" a number?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cuddy: It's a privacy curtain.
Foreman: Wasn't working.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cuddy: I don't get it.
House: You masturbate to Owen Wilson.
Cuddy: I meant the box.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Foreman: You forgot about the fourth symptom: being absolutely crazy.
• Rating: Unrated

House: Doctor says it's okay as long as I don't leave my hospital bed.
Taub: Which doctor was that, Seuss or Jay?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 22: "After Hours"

Dr. Wilson: You're an ass.
House: What, for trying to walk on a freshly mangled leg? Performing surgery on myself? For thinking I could solve my emotional problems with rat medicine? If you're gonna nag, at least have the decency to be specific.
• Rating: Unrated

Darrien: I told you I couldn't go back. I shouldn't have trusted you. I never liked you. I killed time with you 'cause I was locked in a cage. You were a distraction. Someone to talk to so I didn't have to think about... everything else.
Thirteen: You're lashing out... I get it. But in a month, you'll thank. me Or maybe you won't, I don't know. But... I know I saved your life
• Rating: Unrated

House: There are no cars coming. Just go.
Rachel: The light is red, ye bloody scallywag.
Dr. Cuddy: Stop with the pirate talk.
House: If you don't want Brownbeard to end up with two wooden legs, better get your ma to move this ship, you mangy bilge rat.
Dr. Cuddy: Of course... you showed her that filthy cartoon. What kind of idiot lets a three-year-old watch that?
House: If you want to lecture me on my poor judgment, there seems to be more relevant examples.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 20: "Changes"

House: His life is gonna unravel. In fairness, that applies to any diagnosis. Oh, why do we do this?
• Rating: Unrated

House: You know I was just thinking how much I want a relationship with no sex but where I still have to deal with your mother.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: Miserable stays miserable. Happy doesn't buy lottery tickets in the first place.
Thirteen: Our level of happiness is set. It's in our DNA. No cash payout's gonna change that.
House: It's like there's two of me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0