Foreman: You think I'm repressed too?
Taub: I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.

You're lucky you're hot and smart because, well, you're just lucky you're hot and smart.


Because I can get a rise out of your BP. His pee pee, on the other hand...

Thirteen: Here's the dirty little secret: I just think we are who we are, and I think lotteries are stupid.

Thirteen: The truth made him miserable.
House: It's like there's two of me.

It's kind of like coming to the end of an extreme roller coaster. Even with the terror, nausea, and whiplash, I'm a little sad that it's over.


There's no wrong choices. At least that's what they tell people who make the crappy choices.

Chase: What's with the sudden interest in her future?
House: You know, a blacksmith who spends as much time hammering out a new blade from raw Jello, he's curious about who ends up wielding it.
Foreman: no reason to be curious unless you're interested in wielding it yourself.

On your back. Port side.


Relax. She's completely honest and also completely boring.

Do you know how to do 9 LP's? Do you know how to do 9 LP's and say it's ten? It's time to grow up.

Why are you putting chicken foot prints on the floor?


House Season 7 Quotes

Dr. Cuddy's first assignment was for me to get to know everything about Dr. House's team... and not to believe anything any of them told me.


Dr. Foreman: Has anyone seen House?
Taub: It's 10:00 a.m. I'd be worried if he was here.