How I Met Your Mother Quotes
You take a man's wife before you take his accidental curly.Marshall
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No more books Ted. I don't like the person you become when you read books.Barney
Ted: Singles tables are cruel. I mean what if you went to a wedding and there was a table of all fat guys?
Marshall: That would be awesome.
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Lily: We're not going to Italy.
Marshall: Of course we are. Lily we have to do this. You're gonna live in Rome and you're gonna get your dream because you're giving me mine, again.
What followed was a long day and a half for Lily, a really long day and a half. It's kind of insane how much happened in just a day and a half.Ted
No I'm not okay, because apparently I'm marrying my dad in a few hours.Robin
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Marshall: Well it's official. I'm going to be Judge Marshall Eriksen.
Ranjit: That is great. Can you help me get a driver's license?
Barney: A what?
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Ted: It's funny. In a moment like that, when what's really happening is too intense to deal with, sometimes it's best...
The Mother: To leave it unspoken and just enjoy each others company instead.
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Ted: She walks down the aisle. You say your vows, you go to the reception, you have your first dance. Before you know it, just like magic, you realize, it's a perfect fit.
Barney: You're right Ted, this is the one.
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Is it weird to get married in a suit that you may have worn while banging a female rodeo clown? I know what you're wondering. Yes the carpet matched the drapes.Barney
Barney: I need you to help me pick the suit I'm gonna wear when I walk down the aisle.
Ted: Ok, Robin walks down the aisle you wait at the end of it.
Barney: Ok then the suit I'll be wearing when they all stand as I enter the chapel.
Ted: Also her.
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I finally found the one Marshall. Her name, is Bacon.Ted
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Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.Barney
You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.Barney