How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 12: "Symphony of Illumination"

Ted: Oh Can-adorable, am I right?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Robin: Sucks to be you braces.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Barney: Here's twenty for picking up a girl with only one word and here's another twenty for that word being boner.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Barney: So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your boobs.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Episode 11: "The Rebound Girl"

Ted: Sorry dude, we gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.
Barney: It gets pretty tough.
Ted: I know it does buddy.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Barney: A kid needs a pet cobra. Ted don't be pill about this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Kids I cannot stress this enough. Barney and I were going through a tough time.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Ted: Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl, you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Barney: I wish men could have children on their own, like seahorses!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Barney: You know what would kick ass?
Ted: Being gay?
Barney: Being gay!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Barney: Why wouldn't I be all right? Barney is single again, it's what America has been clamoring for.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: OK after Thanksgiving I'm cutting out carbs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 10: "Tick Tick Tick"

Kevin: If we're together long enough I hope that one day you see yourself like I do.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Barney: Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Robin: I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?
Barney: I guess cause you're almost as messed up as I am.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Barney: What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?
Robin: Two wrongs don't make a right?
Barney: No that's not it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Hey dude fork over those nachos...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: I think that sandwich was laced with other stuff...like hard meats.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 9: "Disaster Averted"

Lily: Marshall, your insurance doesn't kick in till tomorrow.
Marshall: Yeah well you know what? Life kicks in right now!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Hey, it's been no picnic for me either. You don't even do the voices.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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