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It helped but that was really creepy. I don't want to see you for a while.

Lily

It's been a major pleasure, Major Pleasure.

Ted

Remember when you told me to stop messing around and go get the girl. Well, check it. I got her.

Barney

Here's the secret kids. None of us can vow to be perfect. In the end all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got. Because love's the best thing we do.

Ted

It doesn't have to make sense to make sense.

Ted

Deuces are wild?

Lily

Marshall: We're adorable
Lily: We're Marshmallow and Lilypadad bitch!

I refuse to be a part of a third runaway bride situation.

Ted

Marshall, Blauman saved you from a lifetime of looking at Sugar Ray every time we do it on your birthday.

Lily

The Mother: What are you doing?
Ted: Remembering this.

You will be shocked kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That's why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.

Ted

And that's how it goes kids. The friends, neighbors, drinking buddies and partners in crime you love so much when you're young, as the years go by, you just lose touch.

Ted
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HIMYM Quotes

Robin: Let's make a pact, if we both turn 40 and we're both single..
Ted: Robin Scherbatsky, will you be my backup wife?
Robin: A girl always dreams of hearing those words. Yes, yes, a million times, yes!

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Barney
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