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How-i-met-your-mother

The three day rule is a childish, manipulative mind game. But yeah, you wait three days.

Lily

Marshall: A certain delicate flower cried all night in the shower.
Lily: And I was pretty bummed too.

Just be cool, Lady. Damn.

Ted

It helped but that was really creepy. I don't want to see you for a while.

Lily

It's been a major pleasure, Major Pleasure.

Ted

Remember when you told me to stop messing around and go get the girl. Well, check it. I got her.

Barney

Here's the secret kids. None of us can vow to be perfect. In the end all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got. Because love's the best thing we do.

Ted

It doesn't have to make sense to make sense.

Ted

Deuces are wild?

Lily
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