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So many great things about this girl. Her boobs, her rack, her chest.


There is no girl too pretty. For I am Barney Stinson, Player King of New York City.


Barney: The international dateline, that's right new theory. What's that you ask?
Ted: Nobody did
Barney: I'll now address your query.

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