How I Met Your Mother

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No you were right. A kid needs a hoop.

Barney

J.J.: I got a paper route.
Barney: Bah! Good time to get into print media right Dad?

No Barney, I'm never going to talk to my dad again.

Marshall

So then all the county judges started shouting "More Quiche, More Quiche!!!"

Jerry

Lily, at our apartment, you're the one who pees on the floor.

Marshall

Long story short I've been managing tours ever since and that dude high fives people with his face now.

Jerry

I still think about him in the shower.

Robin

Ted: OK Scherbatsky, you wanna tussle?
Robin: I'll tussle!
Ted: You wanna tussle?
Robin: Let's Tussle!
Ted: Marine Biologist.
Robin: Please no.

Ted this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here...don't ask you're not ready.

Barney
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How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 19 Quotes

Ted: OK Scherbatsky, you wanna tussle?
Robin: I'll tussle!
Ted: You wanna tussle?
Robin: Let's Tussle!
Ted: Marine Biologist.
Robin: Please no.

Ted this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here...don't ask you're not ready.

Barney