How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars" Quotes

Barney: Check it, I just drove a Pedi cab 26 blocks and I still smell incredible.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Barney says he tripped but I could have sworn he tackled me on purpose.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Calculator Mascot: Sounds like you guys need to 'Clear Everything,' 'Subtract' the negativity and 'Add' some perspective.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Barney: And firing half my department freed up the money to double my own salary, and this chick from Boston was wicked hot in bed last night, and I'm getting more muscular even though I've stopped working out, and I have this amazing poker group, and I smell incredible, just, here, seriously smell me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: If you can't spot the crazy person on the bus, it's you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Come on, Spice Channel!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marshall: Eriksen men are hella fertile.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Machines are overrated and someone needs to take them down a peg.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: The bus? Every time I take the bus there is always that one crazy person that no one wants to sit near and that is why I have never taken the bus.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marshall: How can you be a New Yorker and never have seen Woody Allen?
 • Rating: Unrated

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