How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination" Quotes
Ted: You can't fire me I'm union bitch!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Ted: Still? Still with the Lebron jokes?
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Ted: Oh Can-adorable, am I right?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Robin: Sucks to be you braces.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Barney: Here's twenty for picking up a girl with only one word and here's another twenty for that word being boner.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Barney: So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your boobs.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6