How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper" Quotes
Ted: You know what Robin? Been thinking about it, guess it's kind of nice you're such a badass.
Robin: It's pretty badass your so nice Ted.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Robin: Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself.
Ted: You called her a whore!
Robin: Who wears that much make up?
Ted: Old ladies!
Robin: Who take money for sex, exactly!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Marshall: Goudas up Ted, don't sleep on the gouda!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Come on lay some of that classic Scherbatsky mean son of a bitch on me. Treat me like I'm a girl scout trying to sell you cookies.
Robin: Four dollars a box and you're out of thin mints?! You green little...I don't do that!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Barney: Come on Robin, it's my penis we're talkin' about! You've seen her, she's magnificent!
Robin: She?
Barney: Every penis is a girl Robin. Everyone knows that, like ships...and lake monsters.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Barney: For God's sake Lily, you're pregnant! For God's sake Ted, Lily's pregnant!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Cootes: Your breath reeks of shredded carrots and deceit.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
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