How I Met Your Mother

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Ted: You know what Robin? Been thinking about it, guess it's kind of nice you're such a badass.
Robin: It's pretty badass your so nice Ted.

Robin: Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself.
Ted: You called her a whore!
Robin: Who wears that much make up?
Ted: Old ladies!
Robin: Who take money for sex, exactly!

Goudas up Ted, don't sleep on the gouda!

Marshall

Marshall: Come on lay some of that classic Scherbatsky mean son of a bitch on me. Treat me like I'm a girl scout trying to sell you cookies.
Robin: Four dollars a box and you're out of thin mints?! You green little...I don't do that!

Barney: Come on Robin, it's my penis we're talkin' about! You've seen her, she's magnificent!
Robin: She?
Barney: Every penis is a girl Robin. Everyone knows that, like ships...and lake monsters.

For God's sake Lily, you're pregnant! For God's sake Ted, Lily's pregnant!

Barney

Your breath reeks of shredded carrots and deceit.

Cootes
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How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 15 Quotes

For God's sake Lily, you're pregnant! For God's sake Ted, Lily's pregnant!

Barney

Your breath reeks of shredded carrots and deceit.

Cootes